Fucking kill a bitch.

I never start fights, but I will go six shades of Jackie Chan on you if you start shit with me. I've only had to do that twice... once was when I was at a bar with my girlfriend at the time and her ex girlfriend. Things were going cool, we were chill, then the ex says, off to the side to me, "By the way, she's a hoe... if you haven't figured that out yet, give it a while.. you will." I gritted my teeth, and my girl told her ex to GTFO. Ex decided to take a trip to Lake Smackahoe and backhanded her one. I seriously almost killed her.. grabbed my drink glass and knocked her out with one hit.

Thing that sucked was that the girl turned out to really be a hoe

Other time was when I was being tailed by an 18 wheeler driver who was being an asshole, staying right behind me and forcing me to go 105 down a country road. We both got pulled over, and I laid into him for it, and he raised a hand and said "I'll teach you to talk to a man like that" and so I kicked him in the nuts wearing steel toed boots.