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  1. 09-06-2006, 09:15 AM #1
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    Default The Wedding Anniversary

    > The Wedding Anniversary
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    > Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Patti was
    > really
    > angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    > driveway
    > that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
    >
    > The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke
    > up,
    > she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped
    > in the
    > middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the
    >
    > driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
    > a brand new
    > bathroom scale.
    >
    >
    > Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.
    >
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  2. 09-06-2006, 09:23 AM #2
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    That's a good one Brett!!!
    Warning: Rick if you ever try and pull that shit I will kick your ass. If I ever reach 200lbs.... I'll kick my own ass.
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Here, hold my beer!
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    2 good worthy jokes, man, wheres the real brett



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  6. 09-06-2006, 09:38 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim


    2 good worthy jokes, man, wheres the real brett

    It's Bizarro-Brett.....
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  7. 09-06-2006, 09:41 AM #7
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    LIRL..it has to be



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    ~puts on cape~
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    captain old man..saves one old man at time w/ viagra and viagra lite LIRL



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  10. 09-06-2006, 10:32 AM #10
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    LIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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    LIRL !!!

    but whens your funeral Brett ??














    p.s. i dont want you to croak but just asking ..
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    im getting the civic steve0 so dont even try it



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    Yousef has first claim to the civic, he wants to burn it
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    yousef can get me a slushy, then light a match and pump some gas LIRL..the c1v1c 1s m1n3



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Brett~
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    LIRL..wheres the pic where he showed his theft deterent LIRL



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    LIRL..wheres the pic where he showed his theft deterent LIRL
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...eterrant&hl=en
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    LIRL o snap thats not it but it was supa funny. i remembered when i first saw that commercial..man i about died laughing.



    the pic i was talkin about was the one w/ the nanny filled draws lol



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    ill kill you all for Bretts civic then ill part it all out ..
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    CNT KILL PETE THOUGH..looks like u outa luck bwahahahha



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    PETE WILL TAKE MY SIDE AND KILL ALL YOU ALL ..
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    pete knows whats good for him so he can get paid..he knows you dont pay nothing



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