> The Wedding Anniversary
>
> Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Patti was
> really
> angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway
> that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
>
> The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke
> up,
> she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped
> in the
> middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the
>
> driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found
> a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
>
> Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.
>