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    So u think ur day is going good, and then u step in a pile of human shit....GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

    Alright so I work at a Children's Hospital and that is fine it can be overwhelming at times but I thinkI wanna quit now...This morning we a had a patient with muscle problems come in to the physical therapy dept well after the patient left everyone noticed an unpleasant smell...we ignored it cuz we didnt want to be rude...well everyone but me...I kept commenting on it and finally got tired of it and moved to another desk...

    Well a few min ago, I decided to go get one of the pens that fell of of my desk/counter top, so I walk around to the waiting room...I am walking...walking...

    *squish*

    I look down and sure enough I stepped in human baby shit.... I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!

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    LIRL!!!!! AHAHAHAhahahahaAHha.... Wow, that just made me laugh, it's good to see someone else is having a worse day than I. Oh err, I mean. Damn Girl, that sucks

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    girl on flavor of love 2 shitted on the floor

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    LIRL!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! DAMN YO THAT SHIT FO REAL MADE ME FALL OUT MY CHAIR!!!!

    *P.S.* Now you know you havin a shitty day

    Ok for real though... That sucks...

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    FUCKING NASTY. NEG REPS FOR U BC U TOLD A NASTY STORY.

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    damn I would be pissed
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    LIRL..seems like your day is going down the toilet w/ each step

    bwahahhahahahahha



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    Quote Originally Posted by keebler
    LIRL!!!!! AHAHAHAhahahahaAHha.... Wow, that just made me laugh, it's good to see someone else is having a worse day than I. Oh err, I mean. Damn Girl, that sucks

    That is why I passed ur skyline hoe! (in the van)

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    Well look at it like this, at least it was a baby because grown man shit aint no joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    girl on flavor of love 2 shitted on the floor
    and this makes me feel better how?

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    wtf did noone see the kid shit on the floor? i'd be pissed specially if i was in a nice pair of kicks...

    i can see it now i'm out in my new white sambas taking flowers to a friends and squish! ahhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    LIRL!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! DAMN YO THAT SHIT FO REAL MADE ME FALL OUT MY CHAIR!!!!

    *P.S.* Now you know you havin a shitty day

    Ok for real though... That sucks...

    Hmmm....I am glad someone is laughing....Then I flipped out and ran into the bathroom didnt want to touch my shoe so I kept it on and ran it under the water in the sink....So now my sock is wet....And its squishy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    and this makes me feel better how?
    that the baby is not the only one marking terriotory



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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Hmmm....I am glad someone is laughing....Then I flipped out and ran into the bathroom didnt want to touch my shoe so I kept it on and ran it under the water in the sink....So now my sock is wet....And its squishy...



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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    FUCKING NASTY. NEG REPS FOR U BC U TOLD A NASTY STORY.

    Neg rep..Nigga dont u think my day is bad enough??? Fuck overtime today..I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!

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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    wtf did noone see the kid shit on the floor? i'd be pissed specially if i was in a nice pair of kicks...

    i can see it now i'm out in my new white sambas taking flowers to a friends and squish! ahhhhhhhh

    They were white Samoas....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Hmmm....I am glad someone is laughing....Then I flipped out and ran into the bathroom didnt want to touch my shoe so I kept it on and ran it under the water in the sink....So now my sock is wet....And its squishy...
    I'm sorry but it was funny... Something about farting and shitting amuses me... Maybe I'm weird... Nah just a man.... But still sorry to hear about that even though I did laugh my ass off about it.

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    The worst part is that we think that the mother noticed but didnt do anything abotu it...Not even to warn us...Ridiculous....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    The worst part is that we think that the mother noticed but didnt do anything abotu it...Not even to warn us...Ridiculous....
    She was probably embarassed... Hell I would be too if my kid laid a stinker in the hospital.

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    IF IT WAS MY KID I WOULDVE KICKED IT UNDER A TALBE OR SOMETHING A WALKED OFF LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    She was probably embarassed... Hell I would be too if my kid laid a stinker in the hospital.



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    For real though... How fucked up would it be if your kid laid a fat fuckin pile then you the parent had to get up go over to the nurses station and be like.... My kid just fuckin shit in the floor because I am a dumbass and don't know how to tell when my kid has to drop a load.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    I'm sorry but it was funny... Something about farting and shitting amuses me... Maybe I'm weird... Nah just a man.... But still sorry to hear about that even though I did laugh my ass off about it.
    Its all good....I am more upset about my shoes than anything else...everyone that knows me knows I live in my adidas...Now they are all wet and gross...I still refuse to touch them...especially after the water splattered everywhere....

    ~gag~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Its all good....I am more upset about my shoes than anything else...everyone that knows me knows I live in my adidas...Now they are all wet and gross...I still refuse to touch them...especially after the water splattered everywhere....

    ~gag~
    Yeah I'd be upset if that shit happaned to my Etnies... However they are brown and camo so it wouldn't be noticeable but still that's besides the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    IF IT WAS MY KID I WOULDVE KICKED IT UNDER A TALBE OR SOMETHING A WALKED OFF LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


    J/K

    No ur not...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    For real though... How fucked up would it be if your kid laid a fat fuckin pile then you the parent had to get up go over to the nurses station and be like.... My kid just fuckin shit in the floor because I am a dumbass and don't know how to tell when my kid has to drop a load.
    yea your right i wouldnt tell anybody..squish squish



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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Yeah I'd be upset if that shit happaned to my Etnies... However they are brown and camo so it wouldn't be noticeable but still that's besides the point.

    Dude, no....Shit is shit...Shit on ur shoes is never besides the point...ever...Its shit on shoes...Gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Dude, no....Shit is shit...Shit on ur shoes is never besides the point...ever...Its shit on shoes...Gross
    No I was saying besides the point that it would blend in it's still fuckin nasty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    No I was saying besides the point that it would blend in it's still fuckin nasty...
    They got me wearing ghetto Dr. shoes cuz they said that shit stinks...lol...literally...Damn I am glad I am laughin now....lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    They got me wearing ghetto Dr. shoes cuz they said that shit stinks...lol...literally...Damn I am glad I am laughin now....lol..
    Lol some of those little footie things? or like the rubber clog action?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    That is why I passed ur skyline hoe! (in the van)
    Ouch! *burn* *sits in a corner and cries* *mommy* lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Lol some of those little footie things? or like the rubber clog action?
    Plastic Clogs...That are 2 sizes too small..great stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by keebler
    Ouch! *burn* *sits in a corner and cries* *mommy* lol

    I know....I know...U dont have to tell everybody, they already know...Hahaha...Wassup we doing anything this weekend? We should get together again...I get bored easily....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    *P.S.* Now you know you havin a shitty day
    Ain't that some shit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    Ain't that some shit....

    Waom waom waom ......

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    did you rub the babies nose in it?...i think thats what your supposed to do...teaches them!!
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    HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIRL!!!!!!!!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    I know....I know...U dont have to tell everybody, they already know...Hahaha...Wassup we doing anything this weekend? We should get together again...I get bored easily....
    I'm heading to Malibu in about 10 mins, as for this weekend I'm not sure. I was up there last weekend and ended up sitting on the side of 85 for 4 hours with this bad accident that got some kid kill. It was fucked up

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