Quote Originally Posted by JennB
Will do.
I can hear it now:

JennB: Hi, is this Lockheed Martin>
LM: yes, can I help you?
JB: Yeah, if I put a plane on a convayer belt to prevent it from ataining speed will it take off?
LM: silly bitch, who told you that? is this a prank call? lift and drag don't happen just because you crank up the plane. don't ever call me with a stupid question like that again.

or something "like" that.