dumb motherfucker put a gun in my face

[On_Her_Face]

so there i was was ...a lost white kid in decatur at a shitty run down gas station....i just pulled in to get some gas,and before i could even get out of the car the fuckin kid ran up on me and put a fuckin gun in face yellin at me to get outta the car....and i guess he didnt really no how to rob someone..he had the gun pointed at me ,with his elbow bent to the side,so as i was slowly getting out of my car ,he put the gun to my temple,that didnt make me very happy,so i grabbed his wrist and forearm and pistol whipped him in face with his own gun...immediately his nose busted open and started pooring blood,and then he started crying,so that was my window of opprtunity,i proceeded to belt him in the head repeatedly ,untill he dropped to the ground,then i just started kickin the fuck out of him...as im in the middle of kickin him,the cops roll in...i explain what happed and filled out my staement and went on my way..that was without a doubt the scaryiest shit that has ever happened to me..it turns out the gun wasnt loaded..thankful for that shit

that a boy

[b@d @pple]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

[BTLFED]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

HAHAHAHAHA!! That's fucking awesome.

[On_Her_Face]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

b@d @pple for president!

[mngu629]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

can i have your autograph mister?

haha +1

[b@d @pple]

can i have your autograph mister?

haha +1

you may i will be the heavily tattooed guy with a nose ring at the varsity tommorow night