dumb motherfucker put a gun in my face

[b@d @pple]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

[BTLFED]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

HAHAHAHAHA!! That's fucking awesome.

[On_Her_Face]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

b@d @pple for president!

[mngu629]

thanks guys...and i have an update....


i got a call from the detective working the case and he asked if the mother of the guy that pulled the gun on me could give me a call and talk to me..i said sure ,so the detective gave her my cell phone number..within about 10 minutes the phone rings..i answer it and a lady is this mr. marks...?i said yes it is..she said this is mrs..tyrell,the mother of clarence..that motherfuckers name is clarence..hahahahqahah..but it turns out the kid just turned 16 years old...his mother promptly thanked me for teaching her son a leason...i said look lady this wasnt about your son and what life lessons i could teach him..HE HAD A FUCKIN GUN TO MY HEAD,YOUR LUCKY THE COPS ROLLED IN WHEN THEY DID,OR YOUR SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER PUNK MOTHERFUCKER DEAD DUE TO IGNORANCE AND VIOLENCE..then i hung up...hehehe

can i have your autograph mister?

haha +1

[b@d @pple]

can i have your autograph mister?

haha +1

you may i will be the heavily tattooed guy with a nose ring at the varsity tommorow night