her: ''honey, come to bed." trans. i'm horny.
him:
(thinks to himself, let's see, i'm grown, modern marvels is on, and i'm not sleepy) "not tired babe."

~fast forward to dawn~

him: (convo with self, "man i'm harder than a roll of silver dollars!!")
~HE rolls over, slides between her cheeks~

her: "SIGH..WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK"
~her, rolls away from him, with attitude~

he: "why you upset?" trans. we got time, let's fuck! stop trippin!

her: "you knew what i meant when i said 'come to bed' last night."

he: "i wasnt tired" (blank look)~damn, wtf didnt she just say she was horny~