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    Default Women...

    They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another.
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    I agree 100%, but you cant live without them, so you got to suck it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another.

    no kidding....they are confusing...ALL of them are.

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    *sticks head out of a snickers bar* You ok panda bear?
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    It doesnt get better when you marry them either Pat, Just so ya know, It you have no hope to understand them as a species.
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    What happened dude

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    I hate that shit.. Like when i ask my girlfriend if she wants something and she is like well no i dont think s. i need to watch my weight with what i eat and stuff. and then gets all pissy after i didn't get it. LIKE WTF!!!! she says you have to read in between the lines..Then i always say draw me some lines bitch and start writing..lol that always pisses her off.


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    FAMOUS WORDS: "WELL U KNOW WHAT I MEAN/MEANT."

    Y DO I HAVE TO UNSCRAMBLE WHAT U SAY FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE? DO U SPEAK ENGLISH?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    FAMOUS WORDS: "WELL U KNOW WHAT I MEAN/MEANT."

    Y DO I HAVE TO UNSCRAMBLE WHAT U SAY FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE? DO U SPEAK ENGLISH?
    LOL that made me laugh....sooo true


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    its not our fault you cant speak female!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    its not our fault you cant speak female!!!!
    FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Brett~
    It doesnt get better when you marry them either Pat, Just so ya know, It you have no hope to understand them as a species.

    WTF?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.

    what the hell you gonna do about it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    FUNNY, REAL FUKIN FUNNY.
    now your response,

    and brett, in light of you other halfs response:
    Quote Originally Posted by LEISA
    WTF?????
    get ready for the doghouse!!!



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    and the language of woman....hard to understand. though i still try, but i make iteasy for them to understand the language of man.
    me:hi babe.
    her:hey
    me:your looking good today:
    her: thank you!
    me: take off your clothes....



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    damn aint that the truth.
    drives me crazy. i hate when they are all up set, andyou can tell, and you ask them. 50 freaking times..whats wrong. 'nothing" so then an hour later....'yea, somethings bothering me' why couldnt we have disscused this whne i was asking you whats up.

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    did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

    happend to me once.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

    happend to me once.
    WTF LoLz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

    happend to me once.

    just sounds liek you are a perv!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    WTF LoLz
    lirl
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    did some girl tell u to "put it in" and u thought it meant something but she meant put her cell phone in her purse???

    happend to me once.
    Not quite!
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    just remember pat.....


    every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


    i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    throw rocks at them ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    just remember pat.....


    every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


    i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....
    Yea man... I know this... fuckin sucks!
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    luckily my hoochie straight up says what she means. GOD i love it! less confusion, less stress, its awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    just remember pat.....


    every bitch is crazy...... its the level of crazyness that you gotta watch out for.....


    i think we need to start MASH up on this board.....
    MASH has already been started on this board. Where the hell have you been?
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    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    luckily my hoochie straight up says what she means. GOD i love it! less confusion, less stress, its awesome!
    **runs for BS Flag**
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    They are so confusing... say one thing and mean another.

    Now what fun would it be if you knew everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    MASH has already been started on this board. Where the hell have you been?

    well fukin summma biatch!!!!!
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    well fukin summma biatch!!!!!
    Catch the net, live in the now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    WTF?????
    LOL get on that ass leisa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathryn
    Now what fun would it be if you knew everything?
    You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    You strive on instigating guys and messing with their heads! I know this!
    ~grabs popcorns~
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    her: ''honey, come to bed." trans. i'm horny.
    him:
    (thinks to himself, let's see, i'm grown, modern marvels is on, and i'm not sleepy) "not tired babe."

    ~fast forward to dawn~

    him: (convo with self, "man i'm harder than a roll of silver dollars!!")
    ~HE rolls over, slides between her cheeks~

    her: "SIGH..WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK"
    ~her, rolls away from him, with attitude~

    he: "why you upset?" trans. we got time, let's fuck! stop trippin!

    her: "you knew what i meant when i said 'come to bed' last night."

    he: "i wasnt tired" (blank look)~damn, wtf didnt she just say she was horny~



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