Freakin Funny Stuff! (Esp. for the guys!)

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I realize this should go in Relationships/Sex Forum, but I just thought it was too funny to waste!

Arabian Goggles - described as "a seldom-seen maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head."

Abraham Lincoln - the act of shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks, in a manner which supposedly resembles the beard of President Abe Lincoln.

Donkey Punch - While hitting your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis resulting in a greater orgasm.

Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose.

Bucking Bronco - midway through intercourse, while you're hitting it from behind, lean down and whisper, "I have AIDS" in your girls ear and hold on for the ride.