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  1. 06-29-2006, 03:07 PM #1
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    Default Freakin Funny Stuff! (Esp. for the guys!)

    I realize this should go in Relationships/Sex Forum, but I just thought it was too funny to waste!

    Arabian Goggles - described as "a seldom-seen maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head."

    Abraham Lincoln - the act of shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks, in a manner which supposedly resembles the beard of President Abe Lincoln.

    Donkey Punch - While hitting your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis resulting in a greater orgasm.

    Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose.

    Bucking Bronco - midway through intercourse, while you're hitting it from behind, lean down and whisper, "I have AIDS" in your girls ear and hold on for the ride.


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  2. 06-29-2006, 03:07 PM #2
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    OMG!!!

    I dont get it
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  3. 06-29-2006, 03:08 PM #3
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    angry dragon and bucking bronco......good shit
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    *moves to relationship forum*

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  5. 06-29-2006, 03:09 PM #5
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    wanna try that out with me tiff ??
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  6. 06-29-2006, 03:09 PM #6
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    lol
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  7. 06-29-2006, 03:11 PM #7
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    lame
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  8. 06-29-2006, 03:11 PM #8
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    ECM, eat my ass mo'fugga
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    ECM, eat my ass mo'fugga

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  10. 06-29-2006, 03:15 PM #10
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    tiff keep shit real

    so, um, whats up tiff, wanna hang out later?
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  11. 06-29-2006, 03:16 PM #11
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    yeah, i wanna chill too, try get some fornication in....erm i mean tv time in wit ya

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  12. 06-29-2006, 03:47 PM #12
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    lol.. sorry, maybe i'm lame, but i thought it was funny
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    nah it was funnay, just pullin ya leg tiff

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    the Rodeo: When your at a party, let your friends know that your taking a girl to bed. After about 15 min. your friends bust down the door chanting "RO-DE-O RO-DE-O" and see how long you can hang on for.
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    Harry Hudinni FTW!!
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    RIKAN GO SHOOT URSELF ASAP PLEASE!!
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