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  1. 06-19-2006, 02:05 PM #1
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    Default Funniest Moment at Work

    ~walking to teh breakroom, see this lady i know~
    me:hey
    lady: hey bernard, how are you
    me: fine and yourself?
    lady: im good, hey bernard, do you do that sideways driving
    me: huh
    lady: you know, cause i see you put extra stuff on your car, do you do that sideways thing
    me: drifting?
    lady: -blank look-
    me: you mean like the movie that just came out
    lady: yeah
    me: then no, i dont do that

    whats your funniest work moment

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  2. 06-19-2006, 02:07 PM #2
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    Me: *Opens the door to get some lunch*
    Guy Talking in the hallway: "So he grabbed the donkey and..."
    Me: *Closed the door*
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    B you lying! I saw u doing that sideways driving!
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  4. 06-19-2006, 02:25 PM #4
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    LIRL

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  5. 06-19-2006, 02:37 PM #5
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    im a sideways driver......

    LETS SETTLE THIS FOR GOOD!

    WE RACE
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  6. 06-19-2006, 02:38 PM #6
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    lol.... SIDeways thing!
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    sittin sideways LIRL

    GET LIKE ME
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  8. 06-19-2006, 03:39 PM #8
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    lirl, GAH DAMN pAUL WALL BABAY

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    I'm a pipe laya..
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    I FIX THE LEAKIN

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    I cause the leaking.
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  12. 06-19-2006, 03:46 PM #12
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    YOU BREAK IT?

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    BREAK IT DOWN LIKE POWDA!!
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    Coming back from lunch, drenched in sweat.
    Boss: why are you sweating?
    Me: I dont have no AIR CONDITIONING!
    Boss:why not? Your car is brand new. (back when i had my 00 coupe lsvtec)
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  15. 06-19-2006, 03:51 PM #15
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    should have said
    " i got yoru dumbass" LIRL

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    i pinch........
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    lol... My boss is cool though. I may get a ac compressor for my rex tomorow, Cold Air FTW.
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    * sits silently at work *
    * hears fart from boss *
    * i laugh and fall to the floor *
    * he comes out and starts laughing *
    * farts again *
    * i gave him a blank stare and went outside and left the door open *
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    Me: Sorry, we don't actually cancel the tickets here.
    Retailer: Oh.... Shit... Fuck me running... okay, bye.
    Me(hurridly): Wait wait wait waaaaait!
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    Me: They wanted to cancel a ticket.... And I told them we don't.
    Boss: Oh yeah. Dumb ass retailers. (chuckles, than walks off.)
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    No further entries?
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  21. 07-08-2006, 12:17 PM #21
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    nope ..
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    This one time I showed up drunk to work.

    They made me go home then tried to put me into AA meetings.



    That really isn't that funny tho.

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    I was peeing in the only working urinal at work and realized I was pissing on my shoes. I basically gave myself a golden shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    ~walking to teh breakroom, see this lady i know~
    me:hey
    lady: hey bernard, how are you
    me: fine and yourself?
    lady: im good, hey bernard, do you do that sideways driving
    me: huh
    lady: you know, cause i see you put extra stuff on your car, do you do that sideways thing
    me: drifting?
    lady: -blank look-
    me: you mean like the movie that just came out
    lady: yeah
    me: then no, i dont do that

    whats your funniest work moment

    was she cute?

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    prolly not...otherwise hte conversation woulda been hella short... more like

    me: Hey
    Lady: don't talk to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    This one time I showed up drunk to work.

    They made me go home then tried to put me into AA meetings.



    That really isn't that funny tho.
    nope it wasnt maybe next time bro ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by knee_grow
    I was peeing in the only working urinal at work and realized I was pissing on my shoes. I basically gave myself a golden shower.
    i dont know how this is possible, but OK !!!
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    Lady: Oh ...do you buy cameras back
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    when i was a cook, my friend Sal - the dishwasher - and i would have food fights in the back - throwing lettuce and tomatoes and such. well one day during the lunch rush we are doing the usual flinging tomatoes to see who can hit the other in the face and the health inspector walks in.

    the look on the owner's face when she walked around the corner and saw tomato on our faces was priceless.

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    Customer: What is that smell? Its horrible
    Me: there is a farm nearby
    Kid: mom, did you fart?

    Another time this old guy got all pissed cus he couldn't buy 7 bottles of robitussin.
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    lol thats pretty funny
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    My supervisor was pushin somethin with a little hand cart thingy and it slipped off and he hit himself in the nuts with it.

    Or when my boss was in the office asleep with his mouth wide open and some people were takin pics of him with their phones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    was she cute?
    naah old lady, if she was i would have took her for a ride, wet the ground and attempted to drift Lol

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    up for a "would be classic thread"
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Back when I was working the drive through at Dairy Queen there was a night when we ran out of vanilla ice cream. It was the one time the corporate guy came to supervise. People got so angry when they couldnt get vanilla ice cream. I actually had a couple people ask if they could get a vanilla cone. When I told them they couldn't because we didnt have any vanilla they asked for a cup of vanilla ice cream. I was like "wtf"
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