Coming back from lunch, drenched in sweat.
Boss: why are you sweating?
Me: I dont have no AIR CONDITIONING!
Boss:why not? Your car is brand new. (back when i had my 00 coupe lsvtec)
Me:Cause I took it out.
BOSS: Why the fuck would you do that,
ME: More Horse power, and I did not have the right bracket,
Boss: You fucking dum ass!
ME:Turns around slowly goes to desk.

(LOL)