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    What do you call a food stamp in a biscuit?










    African fortune cookie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Julio do you have a book full of these raceist jokes sitting next to your computer or something?


    google ... I feel like speedminded
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Oh shit! Sig dude.... No pigeons! I remember that shit....had a music video and everything.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    google ... I feel like speedminded
    ok now I understand where they are all coming from lol...you found some real jewels...
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    i dont even know man, but just look at the titties in ricans sig!!! that shit always cracks me up
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    this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...
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    A man is driving down the road and he sees a preacher walking with a gas can, he pulls over and says preacher can I take you to get some gas. To which the preacher responds yes my son thank you. As they are driving down the road the man sees a black man walking in the road, he wants to run him over but he cant since the preacher is in the car, so right as he gets to him he fakes a sneezing fit and swerves towards him. He hears a thud, then he looks up and says to the preacher oh my, father did I hit that man. The preacher says no but I got that nigger with the gas can.
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    LIRL at the dumbass in ricans sig. is that off that "who wants to be a dancer" show
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...










    What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?






























    Will the defendent please rise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    LIRL at the dumbass in ricans sig. is that off that "who wants to be a dancer" show
    HELLZ YEAH!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Baller
    A man is driving down the road and he sees a preacher walking with a gas can, he pulls over and says preacher can I take you to get some gas. To which the preacher responds yes my son thank you. As they are driving down the road the man sees a black man walking in the road, he wants to run him over but he cant since the preacher is in the car, so right as he gets to him he fakes a sneezing fit and swerves towards him. He hears a thud, then he looks up and says to the preacher oh my, father did I hit that man. The preacher says no but I got that nigger with the gas can.



    LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet





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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...
    AAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    I fucked İhris's mom
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    shit!! i just noticed, we got a lot of racists on IA.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    whats faster than a speeding bullet??

    A jew with a coupon
    yup this one is my favoraite so far...
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    [QUOTE=b18hatch]LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet

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    Thank you, thank you, I grew up here.
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    Why do black people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?








    So Mexicans can window shop
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    lol, this one is a demonstration....



    take a napkin and black pepper.


    sprinkle pepper on napkin and ask someone with you what it is. tell them its the million man march. then fold the napkin in half and say, "thats the line to church's afterwards"


    disclaimer: just dont do this in KFC......or the churchs in monroe...you might get shot
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    What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











    The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











    The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them


    REPOST!!!
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    Why don't black people marry Mexicans?


































    Their kids would be too lazy to steal!
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    What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?



































    Unemployed
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    Why doesn't Mexico have a NAVY?






























    Because cardboard doesn't float
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    Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it?












    Because you can fit five.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?











    The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them
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    Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars?













    Because it might be theirs.
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    What do you call 5000 Mexican's in a pool?






































    Bean dip
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    How do you starve a black man?
























    Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
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    Why do Mexicans have mustaches?

























    They want to be like their moms
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    Where do you hide cash from white trash?




























    Under the soap!
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    How do you tell a Mexican girl from a Jewish girl?




























    A Mexican girl's jewelry is fake, but her orgasms are real
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    What do you call a pregnant Mexican?




































    Bean Bag
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    How many spics does it take to have a bath?



































    Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
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    If you are a waiter or waitress at a resturant, and you got a spic/black cross breed, what do you ask ? Would you like some "hot sauce" with your fried chicken?
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    Is been fun yall.. good night..

    Love you Atlanta !!!

    Wavesss

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    Hmm, should I
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    ~waiting for cracker jokes~
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    I dont know any cracker jokes...
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