What do you call a food stamp in a biscuit?
African fortune cookie.
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What do you call a food stamp in a biscuit?
African fortune cookie.
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Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
google ... I feel like speedminded :D
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Originally Posted by MongolPup
:goodjob:
:lmao: ok now I understand where they are all coming from lol...you found some real jewels...Quote:
Originally Posted by Julio
i dont even know man, but just look at the titties in ricans sig!!! that shit always cracks me up
this thing hit 6 pages faster than a negroes criminal record...
A man is driving down the road and he sees a preacher walking with a gas can, he pulls over and says preacher can I take you to get some gas. To which the preacher responds yes my son thank you. As they are driving down the road the man sees a black man walking in the road, he wants to run him over but he cant since the preacher is in the car, so right as he gets to him he fakes a sneezing fit and swerves towards him. He hears a thud, then he looks up and says to the preacher oh my, father did I hit that man. The preacher says no but I got that nigger with the gas can.
LIRL at the dumbass in ricans sig. is that off that "who wants to be a dancer" show
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Originally Posted by b18hatch
What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
Will the defendent please rise.
HELLZ YEAH!!Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
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Originally Posted by Big Baller
LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet
whats faster than a speeding bullet??
A jew with a coupon
AAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
shit!! i just noticed, we got a lot of racists on IA.....
WHITEPOWER!!
yup this one is my favoraite so far...Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
WHITEPOWER!!
[QUOTE=b18hatch]LMAOIRL....best one ive heard yet
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Thank you, thank you, I grew up here.
Why do black people put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop
lol, this one is a demonstration....
take a napkin and black pepper.
sprinkle pepper on napkin and ask someone with you what it is. tell them its the million man march. then fold the napkin in half and say, "thats the line to church's afterwards"
disclaimer: just dont do this in KFC......or the churchs in monroe...you might get shot
What's the difference between a cue ball and an illegal immigrant?
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them
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Originally Posted by Julio
REPOST!!!
Why don't black people marry Mexicans?
Their kids would be too lazy to steal!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed
Why doesn't Mexico have a NAVY?
Because cardboard doesn't float
Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it?
Because you can fit five.
http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/seizure.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Julio
Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars?
Because it might be theirs.
What do you call 5000 Mexican's in a pool?
Bean dip
How do you starve a black man?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
Why do Mexicans have mustaches?
They want to be like their moms
Where do you hide cash from white trash?
Under the soap!
How do you tell a Mexican girl from a Jewish girl?
A Mexican girl's jewelry is fake, but her orgasms are real
What do you call a pregnant Mexican?
Bean Bag
How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
If you are a waiter or waitress at a resturant, and you got a spic/black cross breed, what do you ask ? Would you like some "hot sauce" with your fried chicken?
Is been fun yall.. good night..
Love you Atlanta !!!
Wavesss
peace.
Hmm, should I
~waiting for cracker jokes~
I dont know any cracker jokes...