Quote Originally Posted by Ra?domGuy
the surgery is expensive but i'm sure you can do it yourself or with soem medical student friends... the basic concept is easy.

You are not able to shit cuz ur intestines dont wanna push it out. They cut the port of ur ass where the shit comes out into the rectum (the shit shooter)
and they plumb that to ur skin level and add a port that remains closed but opens when u push the special tool in the machine. And when u press the button everything is sucked out. and instantly u feel good.
Nah fuck that.