Quote Originally Posted by gunn_bleu
LOL. Damn, that's fucked up.

Actually, the only thing that keeps my mind off of the severe internal pain is the other forum I go to, which is a filmmakers forum, and now fucking around on IA.com.
the surgery is expensive but i'm sure you can do it yourself or with soem medical student friends... the basic concept is easy.

You are not able to shit cuz ur intestines dont wanna push it out. They cut the port of ur ass where the shit comes out into the rectum (the shit shooter)
and they plumb that to ur skin level and add a port that remains closed but opens when u push the special tool in the machine. And when u press the button everything is sucked out. and instantly u feel good.