The dogs drank antifreeze and died!

[civic95]

put poison in the yard, and blame it on the neighbor

[ahmonrah]

Anyone know some one with a Woodchipper?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[gijoe0720]

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over

[ahmonrah]

in a crisis like this, you guys still manage to crack me up, its sad to see people gain happiness in the misfortune of others.....who am I kidding, i think this shits funny too

even you've got to admit, there is some comical aspect to this whoole thing!

[TheSnail]

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.

[gijoe0720]

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over

great idea

[~The_Duke~]

go to the store go get a couple more of those concerate blocks, then get some rope, then drive to a lake and tie them up and then tie on the blocks and throw um in...

[gijoe0720]

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy

[ahmonrah]

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.

so put them at the woods edge.....tell moms that you seen deer and the dogs wanted to go chase them so you took the collars off, you grabbed you rifle, took 2 shots and accidently shot both dogs. well them you'll have to shoot them. (nevermind)

[ahmonrah]

refer to my quote.......

[gijoe0720]

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy

yet another great idea

[~The_Duke~]

burn them...

[ahmonrah]

fuck it....he better start digging a big ass hole!!!!

[gijoe0720]

if it is a male and female then position them as if they were fuckin and tell your mom you was watchin and the bottom one started shakin and crap and you think it had a sezure and then when that happened it made the other dog have a heart attack

[TheSnail]

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe

[MR2DR]

dude, he is fcuked.. take off their collars, throw them in a dumpster and say they ran away. seriously dude, i hope this isn't a joke, if it's real im hella sorry for your loss.

[gijoe0720]

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe

hell yea i am the fuckin man

[~The_Duke~]

tell um that the phsyco guy that you thought he killed his wife came and let them out and feed them the antifreeze...

[Sirius R]

Carve thier eyes out and blame it on aliens.

I think there is still one lurking around the work bench..

[99SI]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

[The Golden Child]

i wonder if they went to doggy heaven ??

[TheSnail]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

Dont question my story 99SI

[~The_Duke~]

lets face it snail is going to get raped, so he might as well go find some lube...

[TheSnail]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore

[~The_Duke~]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore

haha

[bdydrpdmazda]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore

wow, thats a whole different thread right there buddy.

[ahmonrah]

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

you're ruining the funny here .............

[Niger]

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore

helllllll yeah :jerkit:

[EK9Type S]

Well I got a hold of the survaillance tapes and I freezed a frame that has the culprit at the scene of the crime.



here the camera pans over and see the murderer in action.



Show this to your parents and the local police and maybe they will catch him.

[bdydrpdmazda]

now that shits funny^^^

[tatodotcom]

that sucks, it taste like sugar water to them, and if they did drink it, their dead

[EK9Type S]

well i dont think milo and otis are takin a nap, lol.

[bdydrpdmazda]

dude your folks are gonna come home and see some dead ass dogs in the garage, maybe you should get off the comp and move them or something

[bdydrpdmazda]

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alot

[Wurm]

How about I get you the seven spoke wheel right now, and you take care of the situation?

kinda late but ok ill set the dogs on fire no questions asked

[EK9Type S]

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.

[Wurm]

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.

feet are nasty

[The Golden Child]

or be a man tell them they drank the antifreeze and cry ..

[BlkCD5]

Am i the only one who doesn't find this funny? I mean when his parents get home, they might rip him a new one. Just tell them that when you spilled the antifreeze, the dogs just ran up and started slurpin on it and you tried to push them away.

[ahmonrah]

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alot

tell the potential buyers they suffer from permanent continuous narcolepsy......