The dogs drank antifreeze and died!

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06-12-2006, 05:13 PM
civic95

put poison in the yard, and blame it on the neighbor
06-12-2006, 05:15 PM
ahmonrah

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Originally Posted by TheSnail

Anyone know some one with a Woodchipper?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lmfao:
06-12-2006, 05:16 PM
gijoe0720

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over
06-12-2006, 05:16 PM
ahmonrah

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Originally Posted by bdydrpddualy

in a crisis like this, you guys still manage to crack me up, its sad to see people gain happiness in the misfortune of others.....who am I kidding, i think this shits funny too

even you've got to admit, there is some comical aspect to this whoole thing!
06-12-2006, 05:17 PM
TheSnail

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.
06-12-2006, 05:18 PM
gijoe0720

Quote:

Originally Posted by gijoe0720

take them off somewhere and dump them and tell them that they ran away or take them out in the road and run over them and then say they got run over

great idea
06-12-2006, 05:18 PM
~The_Duke~

go to the store go get a couple more of those concerate blocks, then get some rope, then drive to a lake and tie them up and then tie on the blocks and throw um in...
06-12-2006, 05:20 PM
gijoe0720

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy
06-12-2006, 05:21 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

We dont live that close to the neighbors, And their invisible fence ends about 300ft from the neighbors house. So that wont work.

so put them at the woods edge.....tell moms that you seen deer and the dogs wanted to go chase them so you took the collars off, you grabbed you rifle, took 2 shots and accidently shot both dogs. well them you'll have to shoot them. (nevermind) :lmfao:
06-12-2006, 05:21 PM
ahmonrah

refer to my quote.......
06-12-2006, 05:22 PM
gijoe0720

Quote:

Originally Posted by gijoe0720

make some pipe bombs and stick them down thier throats and tell your parents that aliens came and shot your dogs with a laser beam thingy

yet another great idea
06-12-2006, 05:22 PM
~The_Duke~

burn them...
06-12-2006, 05:23 PM
ahmonrah

fuck it....he better start digging a big ass hole!!!!
06-12-2006, 05:24 PM
gijoe0720

if it is a male and female then position them as if they were fuckin and tell your mom you was watchin and the bottom one started shakin and crap and you think it had a sezure and then when that happened it made the other dog have a heart attack
06-12-2006, 05:25 PM
TheSnail

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe
06-12-2006, 05:26 PM
MR2DR

dude, he is fcuked.. take off their collars, throw them in a dumpster and say they ran away. seriously dude, i hope this isn't a joke, if it's real im hella sorry for your loss.
06-12-2006, 05:26 PM
gijoe0720

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

The ran over on the street is a real good idea!

+1 gijoe

hell yea i am the fuckin man
06-12-2006, 05:33 PM
~The_Duke~

tell um that the phsyco guy that you thought he killed his wife came and let them out and feed them the antifreeze...
06-12-2006, 05:38 PM
Sirius R

Carve thier eyes out and blame it on aliens.

I think there is still one lurking around the work bench..
06-12-2006, 05:39 PM
99SI

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.
06-12-2006, 05:43 PM
The Golden Child

i wonder if they went to doggy heaven ??
06-12-2006, 05:44 PM
TheSnail

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99SI

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

Dont question my story 99SI
06-12-2006, 05:45 PM
~The_Duke~

lets face it snail is going to get raped, so he might as well go find some lube...
06-12-2006, 05:47 PM
TheSnail

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(
06-12-2006, 05:48 PM
~The_Duke~

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

:lmao: haha
06-12-2006, 05:48 PM
bdydrpdmazda

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

wow, thats a whole different thread right there buddy.
06-12-2006, 05:48 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99SI

Ethylene glycol (antifreeze) takes a little while to crystalize in the kidneys and liver and cause death. It is not a quick effect and would take longer than an hour to kill a dog of that size. Even if they drank a significant amount death would likely take at least 6-18 hours.

you're ruining the funny here .............
06-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Niger

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSnail

I think my dads out of town but my mom might sit on my face like she's done brfore:(

helllllll yeah :jerkit: :nautjerk:
06-12-2006, 06:09 PM
EK9Type S

Well I got a hold of the survaillance tapes and I freezed a frame that has the culprit at the scene of the crime.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28.../catattack.jpg

here the camera pans over and see the murderer in action.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28...animated93.gif

Show this to your parents and the local police and maybe they will catch him.
06-12-2006, 06:11 PM
bdydrpdmazda

now that shits funny^^^
06-12-2006, 06:11 PM
tatodotcom

that sucks, it taste like sugar water to them, and if they did drink it, their dead
06-12-2006, 06:13 PM
EK9Type S

well i dont think milo and otis are takin a nap, lol.
06-12-2006, 06:15 PM
bdydrpdmazda

dude your folks are gonna come home and see some dead ass dogs in the garage, maybe you should get off the comp and move them or something
06-12-2006, 06:16 PM
bdydrpdmazda

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alot
06-12-2006, 06:17 PM
Wurm

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Originally Posted by TheSnail

How about I get you the seven spoke wheel right now, and you take care of the situation?

kinda late but ok ill set the dogs on fire no questions asked
06-12-2006, 06:18 PM
EK9Type S

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.
06-12-2006, 06:18 PM
Wurm

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Originally Posted by EK9Type S

That was my idea, but either way my boy's wife used to sell used socks right off her feet to dudes with foot fetishes, people are weird.

feet are nasty
06-12-2006, 06:42 PM
The Golden Child

or be a man tell them they drank the antifreeze and cry ..
06-12-2006, 11:28 PM
BlkCD5

Am i the only one who doesn't find this funny? I mean when his parents get home, they might rip him a new one. Just tell them that when you spilled the antifreeze, the dogs just ran up and started slurpin on it and you tried to push them away.
06-12-2006, 11:56 PM
ahmonrah

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdydrpddualy

sell them on e bay just make sure you tell the new owners that they sleep alot

tell the potential buyers they suffer from permanent continuous narcolepsy......

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