well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lolOriginally Posted by b18hatch
well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lolOriginally Posted by b18hatch
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Originally Posted by Wurm
or the one to a suicide hotline
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who is that, anyways?
And I'm pretty big... I "carry it well", though, and know how to dress well enough to slim myself down
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
Originally Posted by Wurm
how bout blowing penis?? how were you going to blimp her??
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i was gonna blend her body into a picture of a zepplin lolOriginally Posted by b18hatch
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
i build myself up. tube sock for the trouzer snake FTW with the bulge in front. then when im talking to older ladys i always adjust my shit. its actually a good selling tool. some 45 year old milf gave me her number one day
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your mom giving you her cell number dont count dudeOriginally Posted by b18hatch
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
A guy at my school was rumored to be doing the tube sock trick... that rumor was confirmed when his girl found out he was cheating and, in front of the entire marching band in the band room (300 people), she reached down his pants and pulled the sock out, while saying "Quit advertising something that you don't have and don't know how to use"Originally Posted by b18hatch
lol he transferred schools after that shit. By the next morning at 7am everyone knew.
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
What about his mom giving me her number?Originally Posted by Wurm
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
can i film the action?Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
I still don't know who the BP chick is
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
klajkldajskldOriginally Posted by xPhantomSolx
hollister girl from the varsityOriginally Posted by xPhantomSolx
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
the one in my sig
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
oh yeah, wasnt even paying attention haha
wake up!!
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