well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lolQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
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well i was gonna turn her into the BP blimp but you can make something up for the initials lolQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
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Originally Posted by Wurm
or the one to a suicide hotline
who is that, anyways?
And I'm pretty big... I "carry it well", though, and know how to dress well enough to slim myself down
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Originally Posted by Wurm
how bout blowing penis?? how were you going to blimp her??
i was gonna blend her body into a picture of a zepplin lolQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
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Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
i build myself up. tube sock for the trouzer snake FTW with the bulge in front. then when im talking to older ladys i always adjust my shit. its actually a good selling tool. some 45 year old milf gave me her number one day
your mom giving you her cell number dont count dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
A guy at my school was rumored to be doing the tube sock trick... that rumor was confirmed when his girl found out he was cheating and, in front of the entire marching band in the band room (300 people), she reached down his pants and pulled the sock out, while saying "Quit advertising something that you don't have and don't know how to use"Quote:
Originally Posted by b18hatch
lol he transferred schools after that shit. By the next morning at 7am everyone knew.
What about his mom giving me her number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wurm
can i film the action?Quote:
Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
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I still don't know who the BP chick is
klajkldajskldQuote:
Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
hollister girl from the varsityQuote:
Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
what bp chick?
the one in my sig
oh yeah, wasnt even paying attention haha
wake up!!