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  1. 06-05-2006, 10:33 AM #1
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    Default FACTS OF LIFE

    Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st. No one fools Chuck Norris.


    If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.


    When Chuck Norris calls shotgun, he means it.


    Chuck Norris uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Chuck Norris doesn't associate with anything that is #2.


    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.


    It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Chuck Norris’ milk. Oh you are so screwed.


    If Chuck Norris misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.


    The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Chuck Norris heard their music.


    When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.


    People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris.


    Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Chuck Norris, you're f’n dead."


    Chuck Norris doesn't play the game SORRY. Chuck Norris apologizes to no one.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    ummm old
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    ummm old
    This is about Chuck Norris, not YOU!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
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    hmmmm

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    fuk chuck norris

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
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    derek is bold

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    I dont play!!

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
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    lol at this thread
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    Chick Norris is annoying....
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    Chick Norris is annoying....
    Liar. You fucked him.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Liar. You fucked him.

    nope....thought that was you in the video??

    Can I have your autograph?
    grand prix.....
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    I read the title and started singing "you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have THE FACTS OF LIFE..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Romeyo07
    I read the title and started singing "you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and then you have THE FACTS OF LIFE..."
    I don't know what you mean.
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    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    uhhh ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    this chuck norris shit is played out yo
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    maybe?

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    You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
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    I think it's hil-FUKING-arious. So SHUT UP ABSOLUDELY b4 I email this thread link to Chuck and see what he says about it.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    email it to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    I think it's hil-FUKING-arious. So SHUT UP ABSOLUDELY b4 I email this thread link to Chuck and see what he says about it.
    man bring it DH, bet u don't know that jack bauer's got my back fool!
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    You done fucked up now boy...

    ATTACH:

    From: Johnson, J'son (Atlanta)
    Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:40 AM
    To: [email protected]'
    Subject: YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS


    ABSOLUDELY is talking shit about you man... I just wanted to let you know.

    http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15

    Pay close attention to post # 17

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    You done fucked up now boy...

    ATTACH:

    From: Johnson, J'son (Atlanta)
    Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:40 AM
    To: [email protected]'
    Subject: YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS


    ABSOLUDELY is talking shit about you man... I just wanted to let you know.

    http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15

    Pay close attention to post # 17

    Your friend,

    J’son Johnson “Baby J”
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    From: Agent SHAZAM! (CTU Atlanta)
    Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 12:50 PM
    To: [email protected]'
    Subject: Atlanta Threat Assessed


    Baby J aka that fag David Hasselhoff has been spotted in the Atl area making lame posts and riding around with KITT like it's Throwback Thursday everyday. This is a heads up for you to move in and do whatever's necessary to get him to stop singing and posting on IA.com

    http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65003&page=1&pp=15

    Pay close attention to post # 23

    Your friend on the inside,

    Agent SHAZAM! aka Absoludely
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    how'd u know i was gonna be trashing talkin ur boi chuck at 12:40 this morning? what're u some kinda psychic or fuckup? (i'm guessing the latter)

    so yeah if i were u, i'd take an EXTRA long lunch today buddy
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    **AHEM** We gotta prob??
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    ^^^rofl, yeah we got a prob, i think ur movie "sidekicks" blew goat cock!
    now don't make me have to bring jack in this shit
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    fuk u

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    lol in real life he would whoop all yalls asses..and stop bretts 9mm with his bare hands..
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    Ill knock the shit outa chuck

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    chuck's not even worth jack's time
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    Ill knock the shit outa chuck
    When I'm done having your mom videotape me fuckin your sister, you'd better believe that ass is grass.
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    bring it old man

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    LIRL, chuck got neg reps already

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    bwahaha

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    feel sorry for chuck now

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    no i dont, im mad at chuck

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    best believe i got more than just neg reps for his ass too
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    Lol B did you get the 30 second rule taken off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    Lol B did you get the 30 second rule taken off?

    naaaaah, im a mod now....the peoples mod!

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    check the avatar and statement under my screen name

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