FACTS OF LIFE
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st. No one fools Chuck Norris.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.
When Chuck Norris calls shotgun, he means it.
Chuck Norris uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Chuck Norris doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Chuck Norris’ milk. Oh you are so screwed.
If Chuck Norris misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Chuck Norris heard their music.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Chuck Norris, you're f’n dead."
Chuck Norris doesn't play the game SORRY. Chuck Norris apologizes to no one.
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