Results 1 to 28 of 28

Thread: DAMNIT

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default DAMNIT

    damnit my mom ain't home and I am hungry and I don't know how to cook. FUCK!

  2. #2
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    que e-volin playing 'my heart bleeds for you'

    Get a hotdog put it on a plate put it in the mircowave and hit the '2' button and the '5' button and then the start button. Wait til done then let cook for a min or 2 then eat.
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  3. #3
    Chronic Masturbator Wurm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Hampton, Ga
    Age
    43
    Posts
    14,160
    Rep Power
    36

    Default

    yeah i microwave everything
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

  4. #4
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    i always fuck up whenever i try to cook somethin.

  5. #5
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    i always fuck up whenever i try to cook somethin.
    After you fuck up so many times you will figure it out...

    <---I fucked up easymac...
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  6. #6
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    i tried to melt some cheese so i could eat nachos and cheese but i fucked that up BAD

  7. #7
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    i tried to melt some cheese so i could eat nachos and cheese but i fucked that up BAD
    wow...

    Do I need to come teach you some bachlor cooking ideas?
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  8. #8
    (oo=[][]=oo) slowrolla97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Marietta GA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    5,770
    Rep Power
    26

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    After you fuck up so many times you will figure it out...

    <---I fucked up easymac...

    O i fucked up really bad one time. I forgot to put water in it and i put it in the microwave for 3:30 minutes and then when i took it out there was a shit load of smoke and the noodles were black. I couldnt get the nasty smell out of the kitchen for a week.

  9. #9
    (oo=[][]=oo) slowrolla97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Marietta GA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    5,770
    Rep Power
    26

    Default

    i like chips whenever i am lazy. cant really fuck them up unless you open from the bottom and they all fall out.

  10. #10
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    shit I even figured out how to make raman noodles with a microwave...
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  11. #11
    And my top let back never_finished's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    8k
    Age
    40
    Posts
    21,736
    Rep Power
    46

    Default

    taco bell FTW

  12. #12
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    taco bell FTW

    to lazy to get out of the house

  13. #13
    WANTS TO GO FAST! 2.0civic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    your moms house
    Posts
    14,183
    Rep Power
    35

    Default

    RAMEN NOODLES FTW!!
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!


  14. #14
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    RAMEN NOODLES FTW!!
    I used to live off those things before I got a real job...
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  15. #15
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    Did I do it right?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -83393885_263048981_0-jpg   -83394062_263049555_0-jpg   -83394452_263050838_0-jpg   -83394548_263051175_0-jpg  

  16. #16
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Looks like it might need alil more time it looks like. Every mircowave is different...it is atleast eatable.
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  17. #17
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Looks like it might need alil more time it looks like. Every mircowave is different...it is atleast eatable.
    I used to get hotdogs straight out of the fridge and eat them

  18. #18
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    I used to get hotdogs straight out of the fridge and eat them
    ...you eat like a catfish or a carp...anything...that smells good.
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  19. #19
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    Yup

  20. #20
    look here, bish Stormhammer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Lawrenceville, GA
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,288
    Rep Power
    35

    Default

    lolol

    make me a sammich


    ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

  21. #21
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    nah I 'cooked' it correctly and it tasted like shit...
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  22. #22
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    I like getting some toastios and putting some colbyjack cheese on there and heating them up til the cheese melts...yummy...
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  23. #23
    (oo=[][]=oo) slowrolla97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Marietta GA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    5,770
    Rep Power
    26

    Default

    i put hot sause on almost ever thing. AND I AM WHITE!!! WTF is worng with me.

  24. #24
    LNC FTW
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    I'm up 'n Cummin'
    Age
    40
    Posts
    11,081
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by slowrolla97
    i put hot sause on almost ever thing. AND I AM WHITE!!! WTF is worng with me.
    You want to be mexican?
    My YouTube Channel
    Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.

  25. #25
    The Other White Meat gijoe0720's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Trion, Ga
    Age
    38
    Posts
    7,889
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    You want to be mexican?

    no he wants to be black

  26. #26
    (oo=[][]=oo) slowrolla97's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Marietta GA
    Age
    37
    Posts
    5,770
    Rep Power
    26

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    no he wants to be black

    I do not want to be anything. I just dont know why i love hot sause soo much. BTW i do not like lemonaid too much.

  27. #27
    Certified Gearhead 4DRGSR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Augusta
    Age
    45
    Posts
    425
    Rep Power
    21

    Default

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...this shit is the funniest.......
    2008 Scion xD (38mpg ftw!)
    2005 Chevy 1500(For towing)
    1991 5.0 lx(45,xxx original miles)
    2000 DB8 GS-R ( Built and SOLD)
    2001 Crown Vic(61,xxx original miles)
    1997 Honda Accord Ex(sold)
    1995 Nissan 240sx/se(Sold)
    1995 Toyota Tercel(4EFTE Swapped)(Sold)
    1991 VR4 1102/2000(Sold)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!