damnit my mom ain't home and I am hungry and I don't know how to cook. FUCK!
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				damnit my mom ain't home and I am hungry and I don't know how to cook. FUCK!
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				que e-volin playing 'my heart bleeds for you'
Get a hotdog put it on a plate put it in the mircowave and hit the '2' button and the '5' button and then the start button. Wait til done then let cook for a min or 2 then eat.
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				yeah i microwave everything
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				i always fuck up whenever i try to cook somethin.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				After you fuck up so many times you will figure it out...Originally Posted by gijoe0720
<---I fucked up easymac...
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				i tried to melt some cheese so i could eat nachos and cheese but i fucked that up BAD
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				wow...Originally Posted by gijoe0720
Do I need to come teach you some bachlor cooking ideas?
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				Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
O i fucked up really bad one time. I forgot to put water in it and i put it in the microwave for 3:30 minutes and then when i took it out there was a shit load of smoke and the noodles were black. I couldnt get the nasty smell out of the kitchen for a week.
 
 
				i like chips whenever i am lazy. cant really fuck them up unless you open from the bottom and they all fall out.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				shit I even figured out how to make raman noodles with a microwave...
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				Originally Posted by never_finished
to lazy to get out of the house
 
 
				RAMEN NOODLES FTW!!
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				Originally Posted by b18hatch
I used to live off those things before I got a real job...
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				Did I do it right?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				Looks like it might need alil more time it looks like. Every mircowave is different...it is atleast eatable.
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				I used to get hotdogs straight out of the fridge and eat themOriginally Posted by ~The_Duke~
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				...you eat like a catfish or a carp...anything...that smells good.Originally Posted by gijoe0720
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				lolol
make me a sammich
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				nah I 'cooked' it correctly and it tasted like shit...
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				I like getting some toastios and putting some colbyjack cheese on there and heating them up til the cheese melts...yummy...
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				i put hot sause on almost ever thing. AND I AM WHITE!!! WTF is worng with me.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
				You want to be mexican?Originally Posted by slowrolla97
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				Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
no he wants to be black
 
 
				Originally Posted by gijoe0720
I do not want to be anything. I just dont know why i love hot sause soo much. BTW i do not like lemonaid too much.
 
 
				hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...this shit is the funniest.......
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