Quote Originally Posted by sloRSX
THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.
hahaha this reminds me of another story....

I was at MEPS for the military cause i was about to join(back out though), i had to have a fuckin shit ton of tests and shit like that done you know. like blood drawn for STD's, waddle like a duck, bend over touch your toes, and so on. well, i was sitting there waiting to go back for the doc to check me off so i could leave. well, he pulled me in his 'office' and the first thing he says to me is 'take everything off except you underwear"..this made me feel weird as hell...cause before he took me back he looked around for a little bit and then called on me (i was sitting there by myself).
so, i'm in his 'office' standing there in my boxers and he askin me questions about my health and all that. then he's just like "take them off"....i standing there like....'what?!' and he repeats it again. so...it took me like 5 mins just to take my boxers off. he tells me to stand there facing the wall. so i'm lookin at the wall....he comes up next to me...looks me in the eyes then *BAM* he's grabbin on my nuts. i'm like 'holy shit...what the fuck'. weirdest feeling EVER. then he stops and sits behind his desk. i'm still standing there. THEN he tells me to bend over and "spread my cheeks". lol HE WALKS BEHIND ME and i'm there like....'don't even think about it'. he didn't do anything but a visual inspection to make sure my ass is ok...don't know why, cause my ass is fine, and then he lets me put my clothes back on.
that shit....i don't know...i hope i never have to do that shit again, it was just WAY to crazy for me.

go ahead....laugh...cause that shit was crazy. haha