One of your most embarrassing moments

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-17-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~

We did lock the door they got a screw driver and unlocked it...lol

man, white folks is nosey

**dereksi** · 05-17-2006, 04:46 PM

Man sometimes your parents just wont leave and you just gots to get busy ya know? My mom has walked in on me before too, Sucks. LOL

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by dereksi

Man sometimes your parents just wont leave and you just gots to get busy ya know?

I agree...

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 06:31 PM

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Chink5

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.

My brother did that while running and it resulted in 8 stitches...

**Tasuki_Civic** · 05-17-2006, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Chink5

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.

LIRL...thats funny

there was a time i was dating a good friend of mine ive known since elemntry. it was the first time that we had chlled. anyway i was at the morehouse college dorms. so when i was chillin with him we were huggin and kissin and stuff and jus jokin around. then all of a sudden i felt a lil wet ( jus started my period) so i was like fuck'. i went to the restroom and used some tissue cause there were no females around. "of course" so maybe a couple of mintues went by like 30 or so and we were on his bed. lol we were laying down facing each other and he puts his arm around my back and then my lower back.

and then i saw his face change...i was thinkin like what is he doin? soon as i thought that he grabbed the tissue i had from my pants ( cause it moved from underneath me up to the back of my pants) and asked me what is this? we both sat there and looked confused for like 5 seconds ( not knowing what it was) and then he said "are you on your period"

i was like OMG!! and i grabbed it and went to the bathroom. i was so embarrassed i was sweatin like hot cakes. i cleaned myself of and went back and he asked me if i was ok. the whole night i had to play it off like i wasnt embarrassed at all cause he was a good friend.

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

LIRL...thats funny

there was a time i was dating a good friend of mine ive known since elemntry. it was the first time that we had chlled. anyway i was at the morehouse college dorms. so when i was chillin with him we were huggin and kissin and stuff and jus jokin around. then all of a sudden i felt a lil wet ( jus started my period) so i was like fuck'. i went to the restroom and used some tissue cause there were no females around. "of course" so maybe a couple of mintues went by like 30 or so and we were on his bed. lol we were laying down facing each other and he puts his arm around my back and then my lower back.

and then i saw his face change...i was thinkin like what is he doin? soon as i thought that he grabbed the tissue i had from my pants ( cause it moved from underneath me up to the back of my pants) and asked me what is this? we both sat there and looked confused for like 5 seconds ( not knowing what it was) and then he said "are you on your period"

i was like OMG!! and i grabbed it and went to the bathroom. i was so embarrassed i was sweatin like hot cakes. i cleaned myself of and went back and he asked me if i was ok. the whole night i had to play it off like i wasnt embarrassed at all cause he was a good friend.

lol

Another embrassing moment this all guys is the first time you have to get a physical for sports or something...

**Tasuki_Civic** · 05-17-2006, 10:41 PM

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

**MongolPup** · 05-17-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~

lol

Another embrassing moment this all guys is the first time you have to get a physical for sports or something...

Thats the truth lol

**ALVIN** · 05-17-2006, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.

**MongolPup** · 05-17-2006, 10:45 PM

I've never had to cough.

and it was soccer not football. Go back to the ITR thread foo!

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

Trust me it is even worse when you get stuck with a male doctor \ nurse doing it...I bout shat myself...I would have been ok if it was a woman.

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by sloRSX

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.

You must of gotten a cheap ass non-doctor one...

**MongolPup** · 05-17-2006, 10:49 PM

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.

Ya I would aspect that...my X didnt savor going to the gyno to much...

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~

My brother did that while running and it resulted in 8 stitches...

i knew a friend of mine that did that one day in high school. except he was runnin backwards while talkin to someone and when he turned around he nailed a wall and had to get 5 stiches in his eyebrow. haha i never let him live it down.

**BABY J** · 05-17-2006, 10:55 PM

Well I was in the Air Force... and once you turn 25 guess what your physical consists of in the military? Yup, you get the finger... and not the middle one either. You get some fuckin' NON-english speaking ass fuck face doctor named Col. W. Cantave w/ DICKS for fingers and has OBVIOUSLY done this so much that he forgets that YOU haven't. THEN YOU LEAN OVER THE FUCKING TABLE AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU RELAX AS SOON AS FEEL ANYTHING TOUCH YOUR ASS YOU LOCK YOUR ASS UP LIKE ANY STRAIGHT MALE WILL DO... BUT THAT MAKES IT WORSE AND THEN HE STIX HIS PENIS FINGER IN YOUR ASS FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE DAYS AND YOUR ASS CLAMPS DOWN ON THAT MUTHA-FUCKA WHETHER YOU TELL IT TO OR NOT AND THEN HE SNATCHES IT OUT LIKE HE'S RUNNING A RACE THEN YOU GOTTA STAND THERE, GRAB SOME TISSUE AND WIPE THE VASELINE OUTTA YA ASS. AND THEN HE TELLS YOU "EVERYTHING IS FINE SERGEANT JOHNSON", AND YOU'RE THINKING "I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT W/OUT YOU FINGER FUCKING ME YOU ASS-MUNCH!!!" THEN YOU HOP IN YOUR THEN BRAND NEW, LESS THAN A WEEK OLD 2003 SPEC V AND HAUL ASS OFF THE BASE AND WONDER HOW YOU CAN BE LEGALLY RAPED AND CAN'T SUE THE MUTHA FUCKER!! THEN YOU ARE DRIVING HOME DAZED/MAD/CONFUSED/VIOLATED AND GET PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING 2 BLOCKS FROM HOME AND HAVE TO PAY $78 FOR GOING 51 IN A 35!

Oh... sorry... but I'm not bitter, not at all. I volunteered to defend the country for those 8 years, so NATURALLY I was supposed to get fingers up my ass.

**starts crying**

**leaves room**

**~The_Duke~** · 05-17-2006, 10:58 PM

I feel better now...

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by sloRSX

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.

hahaha this reminds me of another story....

I was at MEPS for the military cause i was about to join(back out though), i had to have a fuckin shit ton of tests and shit like that done you know. like blood drawn for STD's, waddle like a duck, bend over touch your toes, and so on. well, i was sitting there waiting to go back for the doc to check me off so i could leave. well, he pulled me in his 'office' and the first thing he says to me is 'take everything off except you underwear"..this made me feel weird as hell...cause before he took me back he looked around for a little bit and then called on me (i was sitting there by myself).
so, i'm in his 'office' standing there in my boxers and he askin me questions about my health and all that. then he's just like "take them off"....i standing there like....'what?!' and he repeats it again. so...it took me like 5 mins just to take my boxers off. he tells me to stand there facing the wall. so i'm lookin at the wall....he comes up next to me...looks me in the eyes then *BAM* he's grabbin on my nuts. i'm like 'holy shit...what the fuck'. weirdest feeling EVER. then he stops and sits behind his desk. i'm still standing there. THEN he tells me to bend over and "spread my cheeks". lol HE WALKS BEHIND ME and i'm there like....'don't even think about it'. he didn't do anything but a visual inspection to make sure my ass is ok...don't know why, cause my ass is fine, and then he lets me put my clothes back on.
that shit....i don't know...i hope i never have to do that shit again, it was just WAY to crazy for me.

go ahead....laugh...cause that shit was crazy. haha

**BABY J** · 05-17-2006, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Chink5

hahaha this reminds me of another story....

I was at MEPS for the military cause i was about to join(back out though), i had to have a fuckin shit ton of tests and shit like that done you know. like blood drawn for STD's, waddle like a duck, bend over touch your toes, and so on. well, i was sitting there waiting to go back for the doc to check me off so i could leave. well, he pulled me in his 'office' and the first thing he says to me is 'take everything off except you underwear"..this made me feel weird as hell...cause before he took me back he looked around for a little bit and then called on me (i was sitting there by myself).
so, i'm in his 'office' standing there in my boxers and he askin me questions about my health and all that. then he's just like "take them off"....i standing there like....'what?!' and he repeats it again. so...it took me like 5 mins just to take my boxers off. he tells me to stand there facing the wall. so i'm lookin at the wall....he comes up next to me...looks me in the eyes then *BAM* he's grabbin on my nuts. i'm like 'holy shit...what the fuck'. weirdest feeling EVER. then he stops and sits behind his desk. i'm still standing there. THEN he tells me to bend over and "spread my cheeks". lol HE WALKS BEHIND ME and i'm there like....'don't even think about it'. he didn't do anything but a visual inspection to make sure my ass is ok...don't know why, cause my ass is fine, and then he lets me put my clothes back on.
that shit....i don't know...i hope i never have to do that shit again, it was just WAY to crazy for me.

go ahead....laugh...cause that shit was crazy. haha

You fucked him didn't you? Admit it... we won't tell.

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by BABY J

You fucked him didn't you? Admit it... we won't tell.

no....but here's something else that i thought was funny as fuck. the doctor's name....was Mr Smiley.

**BABY J** · 05-17-2006, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Chink5

no....but here's something else that i thought was funny as fuck. the doctor's name....was Mr Smiley.

Mr. Smiley?? Not DOCTOR Smiley. I think he was the janitor, and he tricked you... he didn't even have a white jacket did he? And I bet that ring full of keys and the mop bucket beside the desk didn't clue you in either??? Mmm hmm... LIKELY story!!! You let him hit it didn't cha... be honest.... it's just us (IA) man.

**Tasuki_Civic** · 05-17-2006, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by MongolPup

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.

Well from my gyno i have a woman doctor and i know her personaly as well. so now im comfortable when she checks me. the first time it was weird cause she was lookin all in my shit with that big ass metal thing but once i got to know her i dont mind anymore. like we're kool enough where she has paid for my visit 2wice cause i didnt have any money. ive been going to her for years and i will continue. i love her.

**BABY J** · 05-17-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

Well from my gyno i have a woman doctor and i know her personaly as well. so now im comfortable when she checks me. the first time it was weird cause she was lookin all in my shit with that big ass metal thing but once i got to know her i dont mind anymore. like we're kool enough where she has paid for my visit 2wice cause i didnt have any money. ive been going to her for years and i will continue. i love her.

You fucked her didn't cha? Admit it... CHINK5 won't tell.

**MongolPup** · 05-17-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by BABY J

You fucked her didn't cha? Admit it... CHINK5 won't tell.

Now thats a story I would want to hear.

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 11:22 PM

lol nah he was a doc...he was like the head doctor out of everyone there. he didn't touch me though. just visual examination of my physical state. that was it. but telling me to 'bend over and spread my cheeks' that shit was just weird.

**Crazy Asian** · 05-17-2006, 11:22 PM

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.

**Tasuki_Civic** · 05-17-2006, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.

lolZ wow thats jus as bad

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.

i'm sorry but i must laugh on that one.

something like about happened to me one day when i was in the 6th grade...except i didn't take a dump in my drawls....i held that shit for like 2 hours and the day went by so slow...omg...when i got home....my ass blew up the bathroom up...like this shit wasn't even funny. i had to be in there for a good 45 mins. best dump i ever took

**Tasuki_Civic** · 05-17-2006, 11:45 PM

nah talkin about dumps...this was so bad.

my father told me on my way to cali "dont drink their water cause its different from atlantas"

i totally forgot when i was at the airport i mean as soon as i got off tha plain i went to tha bar and got myself some water and waited for a couple of minutes to finish it off. later that day i was in my friends bunk but he wasnt there ...3 of his friends were. so we were all talkin and then all of a sudden i felt like i had to fart. so i thought it was little one. i was gonna let it out but i ended up shitting on myself a lil bit and it made me jump. i stopped for a minute and was like wtf did i eat? then my stomach was turnin. and i kept sayin OMG. the guys was askin what was wrong but i jus ran to tha bathroom and said my stomach hurts

when i say i fucked that bathroom up.....it was soo bad that they heard it all come out and i was in there for 20 minutes. i was all hot and shit sweating and dizzy for some reason. i had to take my clothes off.

i swear on an Oathe it was like dumb and dumber. will never do that shit again. lol i even warn my friends about drinkin water in different states.

scared for life

**Master Shake** · 05-17-2006, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

i was all hot and shit sweating and dizzy for some reason. i had to take my clothes off.

thats some classic moments. although i have had to take a shit so bad that i had to take my shirt off. lol

**~The_Duke~** · 05-18-2006, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Chink5

thats some classic moments. although i have had to take a shit so bad that i had to take my shirt off. lol

I do have to attempt I was puking up drinks after drinking way to much and had to do alil stripping during...then I went back to drinking...

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-18-2006, 08:44 AM

i liked meps, i met this nice young lady, went to ruby tuesdays around teh corner( if you went to the atl meps, you kno which one im talkin about) and did it on the side of the buildin, i didn't join the air force, this was around 9/11 and the electronics job i was offered had a shitload of training...

**4dmin** · 05-18-2006, 09:03 AM

Umm the first day of work at this company i killed the email server... i was never told by my boss that every new email account had virus's in them b/c the server was infected... so me opening up my new email account and viewing some messages which i didn't know at the time to be virus's unleashed them throughout the company. that sucked pretty bad. shut down email for my first day at work... oops!!!

**BABY J** · 05-18-2006, 09:07 AM

^^... ha ha. like... "Hi... congratulations... welcome aboard. Have a seat. NOW GET UP --> YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

**babygurl** · 05-18-2006, 09:16 AM

hmmm these are some good ones....

I dont think I have anymore...but I know some peeps stories...hahahahaahahahah only if I could tell...all of them would kick my ass

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 05-18-2006, 09:48 AM

Falling off the stage while walking at graduation... That was a little embarrassing.. But I saved it by jumping up and yelling, I'm okay! I received the class clown and most spirted awards, LOL

**babygurl** · 05-18-2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Falling off the stage while walking at graduation... That was a little embarrassing.. But I saved it by jumping up and yelling, I'm okay! I received the class clown and most spirted awards, LOL

Im sorry but that doesnt surprise me at all!

**Tiff-O-Bitties** · 05-18-2006, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by babygurl

Im sorry but that doesnt surprise me at all!

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-18-2006, 10:04 AM

awww Tiff

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