The telepathic watch was good. Could make for a useful pickiup line.
The telepathic watch was good. Could make for a useful pickiup line.
I've used a line similiar to it with pretty good results...Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
The telepathic watch was good. Could make for a useful pickiup line.
Asked a girl if her watch had a pantydropper alarm on it (the drink of the night was a pink panty dropper that night, so I got away with this).
After a quick "WTF?" look from her, I said "you know... a pantydropper alarm... it goes off when your panties have been on to long."
She was laughing and babbling about something when I pulled out my phone, flipped it open, hit a button, and put it back.
She asks what that was all about.
I said it was my alarm.
I thought that one up after hearing the watch joke.
Another great Emily moment:
After I got my new computer, I was telling my friend (with benefits) about it, and I was telling her about the DVD burner... the conversation went on, and after a few minutes, I said "You know, we should go on an old fashioned date... dinner and a movie".. she was like "awww... so sweet.." and then I was like "Yup... You can be dinner and we'll make a movie!"
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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