If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral. ROFLMAO
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can kick start a car
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
SUP PEEPS!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
lmao
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
aight im done lol
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
are you sure?
no more....nothing like:
Chuck Norris cleans his room with quick, swift roundhouse kicks?
i mean I could keep going but I got bored
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
ooohhh...me sorry me sorry
yor wise knowledge of chuck norris iz impressive....yu are wise grasshoppa no?
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There's my contribution to the cause.
im contrubiting... whats everyone doing
morning bump
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
wassup yall!
grand prix.....
not much just getting out of bed so i can go get my 20$ router
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
::yawn::
my day has started off lovely. got work up by a guy that i have a class with offering me a job.....heh heh....3 days a week...$10/hour....yea i'll do it.
its not to bad either....inside a pepsi company changin air filters.
Originally Posted by Chink5
k&n??????????
i think you just told Pepsi's secret!!!!!!!
You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
blah blah
yea yea
your already fired *leaking info*k&n??????????
i think you just told Pepsi's secret!!!!!!!
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
Oh well coke prolly already knows any way
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coke is big brother
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
boredom
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
but mountain dew is better
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dr.pepper FTW
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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