If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral. ROFLMAO
Chuck Norris can kick start a car
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap
On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
SUP PEEPS!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
lmao
Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
aight im done lol
are you sure?
no more....nothing like:
Chuck Norris cleans his room with quick, swift roundhouse kicks?
i mean I could keep going but I got bored
ooohhh...me sorry me sorry
yor wise knowledge of chuck norris iz impressive....yu are wise grasshoppa no?
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There's my contribution to the cause.
im contrubiting... whats everyone doing
morning bump
wassup yall!
not much just getting out of bed so i can go get my 20$ router
::yawn::
my day has started off lovely. got work up by a guy that i have a class with offering me a job.....heh heh....3 days a week...$10/hour....yea i'll do it.
its not to bad either....inside a pepsi company changin air filters.
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Originally Posted by Chink5
k&n??????????
i think you just told Pepsi's secret!!!!!!!:doh:
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
blah blah
yea yea:eye:
your already fired *leaking info*Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrilla
Oh well coke prolly already knows any way
coke is big brother
boredom
but mountain dew is better :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wurm
dr.pepper FTW