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[Seymour222]

Well thats what I would do if I was going to kill myself. I would do something funny/bizarre to confuse all others. I would be that guy that wins the lottery, then when they are interviewing me on tv with my big ass check. I pull a 45 out my pocket and blow my brains out on live tv. People would be like "WTF ! "

But then you need something kewl to follow it up with. These are the steps one would take to be distgustingly creative. The steps are:

1. Have a closed casket ceremony in a building with a large vaulted ceiling.

2. Place strobe lights and smoke machines secretly throughout the large room.

3. Have a speaker setup similiar to that of a rave to play some obnoxious techno music, some double stacked fifteens and some loud cones.

4. Have your body strategically placed in the high of the vaulted ceilings where your corpse will be suspended by hooks via some lengthy chains.

5. When everyone is saying their last "good-byes", the Techno music is queued, along with the strobe lights and fog machines, and your smiling corpse swings above the crowd, back and forth like a pendulum.

6. Then you go down in history and get your fifteen minutes of fame, and become a pioneer of creative and awkward funerals. That would top the cake, and make you one of the most unique individuals to ever live.

Just like if you won the lottery and shot yourself on TV.

[RandomGuy]

But then you need something kewl to follow it up with. These are the steps one would take to be distgustingly creative. The steps are:

1. Have a closed casket ceremony in a building with a large vaulted ceiling.

2. Place strobe lights and smoke machines secretly throughout the large room.

3. Have a speaker setup similiar to that of a rave to play some obnoxious techno music, some double stacked fifteens and some loud cones.

4. Have your body strategically placed in the high of the vaulted ceilings where your corpse will be suspended by hooks via some lengthy chains.

5. When everyone is saying their last "good-byes", the Techno music is queued, along with the strobe lights and fog machines, and your smiling corpse swings above the crowd, back and forth like a pendulum.

6. Then you go down in history and get your fifteen minutes of fame, and become a pioneer of creative and awkward funerals. That would top the cake, and make you one of the most unique individuals to ever live.

Just like if you won the lottery and shot yourself on TV.

yepp, all of that except remember not to close the casket while its swinging... LOL