Originally Posted by TheSnail
ummm ok.
i heard mention of a d.eagle, who has one?
When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
Exactly. You feel confused dont you?
Not really but if you want to take attention whore to the next level be my guest.
Well thats what I would do if I was going to kill myself. I would do something funny/bizarre to confuse all others. I would be that guy that wins the lottery, then when they are interviewing me on tv with my big ass check. I pull a 45 out my pocket and blow my brains out on live tv. People would be like "WTF ! "
Riiiight...
Not really. Later, QD.
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I'll tattoo your name on my chest and say Im the snails bitch whenever anyone asks about it if you do that. No seriously.
But then you need something kewl to follow it up with. These are the steps one would take to be distgustingly creative. The steps are:
1. Have a closed casket ceremony in a building with a large vaulted ceiling.
2. Place strobe lights and smoke machines secretly throughout the large room.
3. Have a speaker setup similiar to that of a rave to play some obnoxious techno music, some double stacked fifteens and some loud cones.
4. Have your body strategically placed in the high of the vaulted ceilings where your corpse will be suspended by hooks via some lengthy chains.
5. When everyone is saying their last "good-byes", the Techno music is queued, along with the strobe lights and fog machines, and your smiling corpse swings above the crowd, back and forth like a pendulum.
6. Then you go down in history and get your fifteen minutes of fame, and become a pioneer of creative and awkward funerals. That would top the cake, and make you one of the most unique individuals to ever live.
Just like if you won the lottery and shot yourself on TV.
yepp, all of that except remember not to close the casket while its swinging... LOL
My fault, the purpose of the closed casket was to secretly suspend your body in the air, while everyone assumes you are in the closed casket. Sorry.
It would be best if those hooks and lines were connected to electric motors which are symphonized to the music like stobe lights. So your rotting corpse could dance to the music with everyone else.
Excellent Idea, Noted.
I asked a cop about this specific situation on another forum and this was his response to me asking if pulling a gun and using it if needed would be backed up by the law if it was used to possibly save someones life.
"Self defense (or defense of others) is a big grey area, especially when it involves deadly force, and especially if the other person is unarmed. It all pretty much boils down to how you can articulate the situation to the judge after the fact. If you honestly feel in your heart that that man will die if you don't do something, and the number of people attacking him leads you to believe that they would turn and try to seriously injure or kill you if you tried to intervene otherwise, then you do what you have to do."
Well, I've always felt that if it came down to me shooting someone, I will TRY and aim below the waist simply cause I don't want to be responsible for killing a person, but if it's a life threatening situation, like dude has a gun or knife and is threatening me or someone else, few shots to the body.
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