1.when she changes the station and it's a song you like, and she's like, "i don't like it", but then if you do the same she gets pissed
2.when she's all touchy feely and then acts like nothin happened when ur ready to go at it
3.she says "you spend all your money on your bike"...she said right after we got married that she knew i wanted to be a racer as a profession..then she pulls that crap..
4.when she's drivin cause ur tired and grinds ur gears when shifting
5.when i'm cruisin down the highway going the speed limit and she's like "we're never gonna get there"