:lmfao: :lmfao: You just realized that?! Women have known this for years.....that is how they make us do whatever they want.... :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
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:lmfao: :lmfao: You just realized that?! Women have known this for years.....that is how they make us do whatever they want.... :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
We are ON COMMAND!!! lol
thank you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
trippin over my guy friends (i dont have very many female friends)
taking a hot fat dump in my bathroom and leaving the smell in there to fester
shaving in my sink and leaving all those little nasty hairs everywhere
rollin some haggard ass blunt thats falling apart just because "he thinks hes got skills".
...please. theres more. but like you say, im willing to forgive as long as the dick is right! :D
We are muthafukin ON DEMAND boytoys yo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
I agree but when they mad I think the sex b soooo much better r mayb itz just me :idb: yes u like that I'm goin show u VTEC lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Brett
talk.....
Act like they are always right when they are just blowing smoke out their ass.
When they say you dont spend enough time with them! lol
Well, a lot of stuff they mentioned I do do because Jesse and I are in a serious relationship so I can afford to go through his phone (he can go through mine I have nothing to hide), change his radio station or cd's:D , or ask for money. I mean I don't trip on him like some people mentioned in here because I am an understanding person (most of the time at least). Plus I am not as childish as some females out there are (one of the reasons I don't hang out with females).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sledlude
Things that aggravate me about some females are they can be so backstabbing, mulipulative, liars, etc.
Things that aggravate me about guys are they are ALWAYS thinking with their dicks! They think if they take you out or spend some money on you (petty cash) then you OWE them something. Fuck that shit! I got my own money mofo oh and hell naw yo ass ain't getting none so don't be humping on my leg!
haha...Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis
Lol funny my girl is the same wayQuote:
Originally Posted by Sledlude
When she asks me:
Her: Do you love me?
Me: Yes.
Her: Are you sure?
????What shal I change my answer? What do you want women?
Yeah woman use sex as a weapon, and thats fucked up!! You woman should know 2 things......
1) Dont fuck with our sex
2) Dont fuck with us eating food!!!
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Originally Posted by Brett
I second #1!
oh lord...interesting
Yeah I do that too. That's only because I've had men lie about it in the past. I know it sounds stupid to ask "are you sure," but :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by richw131
Rule# 1 is VERY SERIOUS!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by richw131
Rich love the new sig!! :D
I hate when girls try to act hood, and you know damn well she aint...
this one girl, (tell me if I'm crazy for thinkin she trippin) but this girl lives in in a golf community off Sugarloaf, parents have 8 restaurants and a grocery store, she's set for life!! livin in a $1mil+ home, and she wanna act and talk "hood" and shit, just because her friends do!! wadup with that shit? I know you got money, your friends know you got money, you aint struggled a got damn day livin w/ mom and dad.. so whats really good? You aint impressin nobody! I dont know what else to tell her, without pissin her off LOL
any ideas?
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Originally Posted by Brett
Someone OLD and wise and OLD said that. :D
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Originally Posted by richw131
1.when she changes the station and it's a song you like, and she's like, "i don't like it", but then if you do the same she gets pissed
2.when she's all touchy feely and then acts like nothin happened when ur ready to go at it
3.she says "you spend all your money on your bike"...she said right after we got married that she knew i wanted to be a racer as a profession..then she pulls that crap..
4.when she's drivin cause ur tired and grinds ur gears when shifting
5.when i'm cruisin down the highway going the speed limit and she's like "we're never gonna get there"
Girls, I hate it when they are just fuckin bitches, for no apparent reason..
Guys, I hate it when they are your "friend" yet, get online and everywhere else and incriminate you and completely change who they are to try to be cool... Fucktards...
I hate when a girl(sorry no disreapect 2 the femalez) is giving u head and it feelz so good but she thinkz she's doing it wrong and she keep stopping then when u about 2 cum and she's giving u head then she stops right when bout 2 cum in her mouth and says "I don't want u 2 cum in my mouth" then u start cumming I hate that shit just swallow and get it over with(no disreapect 2 the femalez on the site)
That's her fault for not telling you ahead of time that she did not want you to cum in her mouth but you can not get mad if she does not like that shit. You don't like it then get the hell on is my motto.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
"Get it how it comes"
bitch, you swallow that shit and see if you want it lingering in your throat for hours... fuck u.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
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Originally Posted by thinkfast®
yo Ricky...........tell her to go swallow a golf ball :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Brett
LIRL
First of all don't disreapect me cause u don't like swallowing I didn't disreapect u so please don't come out ur face 2 me I'm here 2 meet new people not 2 get on anybodyz bad side P.S thatz playing with it not swallowing it grow up if u 2 young 2 talk about sex :king: I hate when femalez get mad on wht u got 2 say if u aint doing it y u mad 4Quote:
Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
fucking hate whenever ANYONE (GUYS OR GIRLS) just walks away when they get a phone call while talking to me.
i FUCKING hate it.
THAT IS SO DAMN DISRESPECTFUL.
also.. i used to hate it when my ex. used to fuckin say "AW HES SO DAMN CUTE" watching some shit when i'm right next to her.. then again, my last gf was a hoe :eye:
i'm not mad... why would i be mad? i'm just stating that swallowing is fuckin nasty... but i mean whatever, take it as you will..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
one thing i hate, is when YOU KNOW something is wrong...and you ask them to talk about it...and thye say no.. okay fine... 30 min go by.. they are still actin wierd..you ask again... theys ay no... an hour later they are like..okay so<insert problem here>
shit if you have a problem... and i ask about it..TELL ME THEN DAMMIT.
Ok but damn u don't have 2 say "FUCK U" 2 me if u don't do I respect u 4 that and if u do I still respect u 4 that itz all apart of sex but no harm feelingz between us PLEASE I'm a very kool person trust me even though I'm a NOOB @ this site how long till I'm not a fucking NOOB I hate doing this shit again lol
Agree on that 110%Quote:
Originally Posted by 5thgcelica
I don't mean fuck you in a bad way.. I say fuck you to everyone... I have no hard feelings for anyone, I just dislike everyone equally...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
Fuckin is good :D
not always.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
Well if they are bad at it, I guess your right :D
ENGLISH YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCHQuote:
Originally Posted by Lsvtec5
+1, I was thinking the same fuckin thing..:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulud
Damn Brett... I never knew so many things bother you.... oh well... atleast I swallow..lol