Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
thats the scary part right there ..

one time i was watching this x-mas porn video ..

2 people were having sex and this little elf guy comes in ..

hiding and watching and getting excited ..

then kissess the girls butt and she freaks out saying someone is in the room ..

who knows maybe the loud noise was from them trying to beat the small people down ..
damn homie, you must go to the bootleg porn store....lol