I walked into a jewelry store this past Friday afternoon with a beautiful young woman at my side. I told the jeweler I was looking for a special ring for my special lady.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to me.

I told the jeweler, "I don't think you understand, I want something VERY special".

The jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", he said.

This bitch eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. After I noticed this, I said, "We'll take it".

When the jeweler asked how payment would be made, I told him, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it out now and you can clear it with the bank on monday morning to verify the funds are available and I'll pick the ring up on Monday Afternoon".

Hail, on Monday morning, the motherfuckin jeweler called me up and said, "There's no money in that account !!!".

I told him "I know. But can you imagine the weekend I've just had ???". Lolol. Later, QD