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  1. 03-17-2006, 06:52 PM #1
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    Default How QD gets ass....pimp style....

    I walked into a jewelry store this past Friday afternoon with a beautiful young woman at my side. I told the jeweler I was looking for a special ring for my special lady.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to me.

    I told the jeweler, "I don't think you understand, I want something VERY special".

    The jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", he said.

    This bitch eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. After I noticed this, I said, "We'll take it".

    When the jeweler asked how payment would be made, I told him, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it out now and you can clear it with the bank on monday morning to verify the funds are available and I'll pick the ring up on Monday Afternoon".

    Hail, on Monday morning, the motherfuckin jeweler called me up and said, "There's no money in that account !!!".

    I told him "I know. But can you imagine the weekend I've just had ???". Lolol. Later, QD
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  2. 03-17-2006, 06:53 PM #2
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    hahahah
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    good one!
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    NICE!!! +1 if I can.
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    damn Q. lmao.
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    NICE!!!!!........files that one away for future use
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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  7. 03-17-2006, 08:37 PM #7
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  8. 03-17-2006, 08:45 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by daddy fatsax
    NICE!!!!!........files that one away for future use
    totally with you there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daddy fatsax
    NICE!!!!!........files that one away for future use
    now that's what the fuck i'm talking about !!! ~jots that one down in the mental notebook~ tucks away in the "guarenteed poundage file"


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  10. 03-18-2006, 09:32 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by daddy fatsax
    NICE!!!!!........files that one away for future use
    You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...
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  11. 03-17-2006, 09:24 PM #11
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    lol that was pretty funny
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  12. 03-17-2006, 10:06 PM #12
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    LOL
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  13. 03-17-2006, 10:10 PM #13
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    bahahahahahaa ..
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    ahahahaha.
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    that is fucking crazy
    grand prix.....
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  17. 03-18-2006, 10:17 AM #17
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    perfect, but I can't freaking use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nautiboi73
    perfect, but I can't freaking use it.
    practice, young grasshopper...wax on, wax off!!! one day you too will be able to master the sacred art of pimpin like QD!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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