get reps...ask me a ?

[Kryptonite]

0: Why do you have to be 18 to buy condoms at Wal*Mart?
1:Why is it nobody wants you , till somone wants you?
2:How can i devorce myself , without letting me know about it?
3: Did you know Racecar spelled backwards , spells Racecar?
4: Did you know the average person swallows a gallon of snot a day , and doesnt know it?
5a: Did you know that the dolphin is the only othe animal that has sex for pleasure? ( FHM mag )
5b: Or that they are known to "stick it" in any orface?( FHM mag )
6: Did you know that when a deer rubs his antlers in tall grass , hes masterbating?( FHM mag )
7: Did you know a giraffs tounge is over a foot long?
8: Did you know the maker of chewing gum was a dentist who wanted to exercise his jaw muscles?
9: Did you know the Blue Whale ejaculates over 2 tons of sperm, and only 10% of that makes it into his partner? = and you wounder why the Ocian is so Salty....
10: Do you know what a Blumpkin is? < if not , im not tellin >
11: Did you know the "Shocker" originated in Canada? < but for a guy- >
12: Why do Nuns have ?
13: Have you ever noticed in the " T-Mobile" contract it states you cannot argue your bill?
14: WTF is Methylchloroisothiazolinone , and why is it in my shampoo? :confused:
15: Why do people put those damn Nike checks on there car/truck/work vans?
16: How many ladders can you stack on a E250 full size Van ?
17: Why is the leader of christianity < Jesus > a Jewish Carpenter ?
18: What the hell does WRX stand for?
19: How many Beers do you have to drink before its considered Alchohol Abuse?
20: How many questions are you actualy going to respond to?

[ahmonrah]

0: Why do you have to be 18 to buy condoms at Wal*Mart? 'cause they think kids dont fuck too.(turned in my v-card at age14)
1:Why is it nobody wants you , till somone wants you? 'cause when someone has you, someone that wants you cant have you !
2:How can i devorce myself , without letting me know about it? well the key to any "surprise" DIVORCE, is the element of stealth!
3: Did you know Racecar spelled backwards , spells Racecar?yeah! did you know RASHAD, spelled backwards, is DAHSAR??
4: Did you know the average person swallows a gallon of snot a day , and doesnt know it? yeah and the average woman in her lifetime will ingest 3gallons of semen in her lifetime, and will know it.
5a: Did you know that the dolphin is the only othe animal that has sex for pleasure? ( FHM mag )dolphins are whores, just like humans
5b: Or that they are known to "stick it" in any orface?( FHM mag )which ever hole is the tightest!
6: Did you know that when a deer rubs his antlers in tall grass , hes masterbating?( FHM mag )damn. that's fucked up
7: Did you know a giraffs tounge is over a foot long? whoa! did you know the elephants penis can be over 5ft in length!??
8: Did you know the maker of chewing gum was a dentist who wanted to exercise his jaw muscles?well now he's rich,albeit dead. but rich
9: Did you know the Blue Whale ejaculates over 2 tons of sperm, and only 10% of that makes it into his partner? = and you wounder why the Ocian is so Salty....well you answered my question for me. thanks!
10: Do you know what a Blumpkin is? < if not , im not tellin >blumpkin:recieveing oral gratification while defacating. effective for man/woman.
11: Did you know the "Shocker" originated in Canada? < but for a guy- >did you know i have never used that and i'll never allow it to be used on me!?!
12: Why do Nuns have ? just in case baby jesus gets hungry.
13: Have you ever noticed in the " T-Mobile" contract it states you cannot argue your bill?no , but then again i dont have t-mobile
14: WTF is Methylchloroisothiazolinone , and why is it in my shampoo? :confused: the most potent allergens on the consumer market. They are very effective preservatives. However, under suitable dilution and exposure conditions, even the most potent allergen can be used safely.
15: Why do people put those damn Nike checks on there car/truck/work vans? cause if you wnat one too, you can "just do it"
16: How many ladders can you stack on a E250 full size Van ? the most i've seen is 12
17: Why is the leader of christianity < Jesus > a Jewish Carpenter ? why are the leaders of the worlds filmmaking(hollywood) mostly jewish companies?
18: What the hell does WRX stand for? world rally autocross ?? thats my guess. could also be WANNA REMOVE eXema?
19: How many Beers do you have to drink before its considered Alchohol Abuse?it's not how many you drink, it's how many you drop!!! and it only takes one DAMNIT!
20: How many questions are you actualy going to respond to? look up.

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