yea so how bout i had a gun pulled on me tonight!!!

[collins]

here's the deal... after some people met up at wild wing cafe, we were going to go down to cafe intermezzo at perimeter. well on the way down, arsalon and i were messin around on the highway for a minute, then we took the exit for abernathy off 400. well as we take a left and go under the bridge, arsalon gets on it a little, so i say to hell with it, and join in again. well we let off and and i look in my rear view to see this big ass truck barreling down behind me, so i swing wide. this mofo in a 4 door dodge ram hemi damn near sideswipes me. and well, y'all know me.... AWW HELL NAW! so i hit 3rd, get on his ass as we pull up to a stop light, and i try to get next to him. he cuts me off. light turns green, he nails it. i nail it. i'm on his ass the whole way to the next stop light where we get side by side. dialogue is as follows....

me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?
queer bait: what the fuck YOU doin?
me: mother fucker, i'm just messin around with one of my boys when you gotta come up all actin like a dumbass! wtf you tryin to pull?
queer bait: so what, you think you gonna roll all up on me like some sorta pimp? we can settle this if you want to! (unbuckles seat belt as he opens console) i got HEAT!
me: i dont give a fuck WHAT you got, i'm askin you why you gotta be a dumbass!?
queer bait: (raising pistol) there's a parking lot right up here, we can settle this!
me: what, you gonna shoot me now? mother fucker dont be stupid! you're acting like an idiot flashin that peice.


we go back and forth for a minute and the light turns green, after a couple seconds, he nails it again, as do i. i'm pullin back on him when we're about 50 yards or so from another light that just turned yellow. i say fuck it and slow down, as he speeds thru the red light a few seconds later.

so that was my excitement for the evening. i cant say my responses were the smartest thing i've ever said, but when adrenalin gets you going, you normally dont think straight.

mother fucker, if you by chance are on here, dont be a dumbass flashin your peice all around every time someone says why the fuck you bein a dumbass. if it takes a gun to make you a man, then i'm sorry about your penis.

[JustinSane110™]

Damn man... another day in the life of collins huh?

People are fuckin retarded out there.

[D.Choe]

lol that's fucked up.

[dodgekota]

What'd the dodge look like?

[collins]

black 4dr ram, factory 20"s, tinted window, black driver (gangsta wannabe). i was too pissed at the time to even think about gettin the tag #.

[Scrappy]

it was the thunder something big dodge... fuckin retard we know that much...

[GsrTurbo320]

hahahaha ddayyumm

[J Shits]

ya dumb fuck bout killed arsalan and collins right in front of me, stupid drivers suck ass lucky i didn't run that red light after him, ida killed him probably

[Scrappy]

ya dumb fuck bout killed arsalan and collins right in front of me, stupid drivers suck ass lucky i didn't run that red light after him, ida killed him probably

after you drop me off at the sidewalk right?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

if i wouldve had a gun i probaly wouldve shot him in the knee.....Its ethier shoot or get shot at. If he had the intentions to pull it on you in the first place, he was dumb enough to probaly shoot it at you.....becareful next time man, you lucky he wasnt having a bad day

[~C My Bunny~]

always a story to tell. . .craziness im just glad all are ok

[collins]

yea i know, like i said in my original post, my responses probably werent the brightest i could've had, but man i was PISSED! with that much adrenalin, i honestly didnt care.

thanks toni. i'm also glad it didnt turn out messy.

[dodgekota]

It's hard to scrub blood offa paint and outa carpets...

[5thgcelica]

dang man.. crazy....glad yall are alright.

[never_finished]

damn collins....glad the guy wasnt having a bad day and put a couple holes in the teggy!

[collins]

oh ida been REAL bent outta shape then....

[Scrappy]

poor collins was sitting there at the table about to blow up... thought he would of shit himself lol

[collins]

hey now, i was calm...






right?

[never_finished]

hey now, i was calm...






right?

calm like a bomb?

[J Shits]

hey now, i was calm...






right?

ya jus got some booze in ya, you were fine

[collins]

true enough. thank god for top shelf.

[J Shits]

true enough. thank god for top shelf.

good choice

[ProjectWidow]

damn man! Glad everyone was okay. There are always going to be stupid people everyone, I just hope I don't encounter with that many.

[drupason]

crazy shit

[Nitro]

here's the deal... after some people met up at wild wing cafe, we were going to go down to cafe intermezzo at perimeter. well on the way down, arsalon and i were messin around on the highway for a minute, then we took the exit for abernathy off 400. well as we take a left and go under the bridge, arsalon gets on it a little, so i say to hell with it, and join in again. well we let off and and i look in my rear view to see this big ass truck barreling down behind me, so i swing wide. this mofo in a 4 door dodge ram hemi damn near sideswipes me. and well, y'all know me.... AWW HELL NAW! so i hit 3rd, get on his ass as we pull up to a stop light, and i try to get next to him. he cuts me off. light turns green, he nails it. i nail it. i'm on his ass the whole way to the next stop light where we get side by side. dialogue is as follows....

me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN?
queer bait: what the fuck YOU doin?
me: mother fucker, i'm just messin around with one of my boys when you gotta come up all actin like a dumbass! wtf you tryin to pull?
queer bait: so what, you think you gonna roll all up on me like some sorta pimp? we can settle this if you want to! (unbuckles seat belt as he opens console) i got HEAT!
me: i dont give a fuck WHAT you got, i'm askin you why you gotta be a dumbass!?
queer bait: (raising pistol) there's a parking lot right up here, we can settle this!
me: what, you gonna shoot me now? mother fucker dont be stupid! you're acting like an idiot flashin that peice.


we go back and forth for a minute and the light turns green, after a couple seconds, he nails it again, as do i. i'm pullin back on him when we're about 50 yards or so from another light that just turned yellow. i say fuck it and slow down, as he speeds thru the red light a few seconds later.

so that was my excitement for the evening. i cant say my responses were the smartest thing i've ever said, but when adrenalin gets you going, you normally dont think straight.

mother fucker, if you by chance are on here, dont be a dumbass flashin your peice all around every time someone says why the fuck you bein a dumbass. if it takes a gun to make you a man, then i'm sorry about your penis.

~puts pistol back in glove-box~ j/P

glad u aigh't bro........damn that would have been 2 pistols flashing that night if it was me.

[The Yousef]

fuck collins.....

now i'm glad i didn't go...

glad you're okay man....

[A.P. Photography]

if i wouldve had a gun i probaly wouldve shot him in the knee.....Its ethier shoot or get shot at. If he had the intentions to pull it on you in the first place, he was dumb enough to probaly shoot it at you.....becareful next time man, you lucky he wasnt having a bad day

Actually the ones that pull it out and flash it and run their mouth are usually the ones that won't pull the trigger. They try to intimidate you with the gun, like a power trip. It's the ones that pull it out and shoot that you have to watch out for, they the crazy ones. Nitro, I agree. If it had been me then yall would have seen my ass on the news for killin someone. Don't pull that strap out the glove unless you gonna use it.

Collins, next time let the dumbass in front and call 911. Let the police handle him

[CopyRight]

Yeah, you are lucky it wasnt some lunatic that wouldnt have popped a few rounds off in your direction.

Next time, just call 911, and act all scared and said this guy flashed a gun at you and threatned you.

[RISKYB]

what an assphat

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Actually the ones that pull it out and flash it and run their mouth are usually the ones that won't pull the trigger. They try to intimidate you with the gun, like a power trip. It's the ones that pull it out and shoot that you have to watch out for, they the crazy ones. Nitro, I agree. If it had been me then yall would have seen my ass on the news for killin someone. Don't pull that strap out the glove unless you gonna use it.

Collins, next time let the dumbass in front and call 911. Let the police handle him

True, but you just never know these days, what if you had a family in the car or something and that ass eaters pulls out a gun then? You just dont know what hes going to do. I wouldnt take any chances to find out ethier.

[Brett]

Collins, Your my boy and all, You need to get your temper in check dude or your ass will get shot, when a guy pulls a gun, dont try and grow balls and talk more shit, just move the fuck on, you never know who your fuckin with.

[A.P. Photography]

True, but you just never know these days, what if you had a family in the car or something and that ass eaters pulls out a gun then? You just dont know what hes going to do. I wouldnt take any chances to find out ethier.

Yeah but your putting a differnt spin on it now, if a family is in the car then I would have just let him get in front of me and called 911 to report wreckless driving and gave them a tag #. No reason to put a family in danger.

[Repost Squintz]

damn i always miss the excitement; wtf

[Ruiner]

if i wouldve had a gun i probaly wouldve shot him in the knee.....

No you wouldn't have...

I fucking swear, all of these kids thinking that they could shoot in the leg/knee as if they were crack-shots. Ever tried to hit a moving arm/leg with just one shot from a pistol? This isn't the movies.

[{X}Echo419]

Yeah, you are lucky it wasnt some lunatic that wouldnt have popped a few rounds off in your direction.

Next time, just call 911, and act all scared and said this guy flashed a gun at you and threatned you.

not only would he have felt like a dumb ass when 5 cops pull him over and jump out of their cars screaming, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR AND GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!" . but he would get fined to hell and possible jail time. Definitely that nite.

No you wouldn't have...

I fucking swear, all of these kids thinking that they could shoot in the leg/knee as if they were crack-shots. Ever tried to hit a moving arm/leg with just one shot from a pistol? This isn't the movies.

Hell yeah! try hitting a still 1 from 10ft even!

[Ruiner]

Collins, you should have just called the cops and told them that you had a gun pulled on you. They would pull him over, check, find the weapon, and he would probably be arrested. After all, you had no idea that he had a gun until he physically pulled it on you.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

No you wouldn't have...

I fucking swear, all of these kids thinking that they could shoot in the leg/knee as if they were crack-shots. Ever tried to hit a moving arm/leg with just one shot from a pistol? This isn't the movies.

Well it would be pretty hard to shoot him in the knee if he was in his car i was joking. i thought ppl would notice..... But trust me, if i did carry a lisensed gun and some mother fucker decides to pull one out on me you better belive im going to use mine for self defense. You just cant trust people nowadays. Too many shootings going on nowadays.

"guns dont kill people, People kill people"

Ruiner i think we have had this debate before...Or something like it.....but anyways ive heard that if you were to aim for the knee or leg it isnt considered as attempted murder...is that true???

[tony]

No you wouldn't have...

I fucking swear, all of these kids thinking that they could shoot in the leg/knee as if they were crack-shots. Ever tried to hit a moving arm/leg with just one shot from a pistol? This isn't the movies.

Man it is hard enough to shoot accurately at a standing target, I could only imagine trying to hit someone in the leg while they're moving.

Either way I couldn't see yelling at someone that has pulled a gun on me, that is only fueling his stupidity.. just be the bigger person and walk away because eventually he will pull that gun on the wrong one.

[CMO]

Rule number #2 when you own a gun. "If you pull it, use it."

[Brett]

Rule #1 is in your signature, That would be Rule #2