Who on IA is from the future?

[PSINXS]

if its taht bad maybe not lol but what the hell

[5thgcelica]

5thgcelica.....I remember you in the future. This is some funny shit. In December of 2008, news reports told of a secret that leaked out from AOL. You were found out to be the little yellow AOL IM icon dude. You were made fun of so many times that you took recluse in a shack that you built in the hills below Mt St. Helens.

AAAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

[BlkCD5]

I'd like to know my future

[PSINXS]

on second thought me too

[rolling_trip]

to hell with my future, just give the winning lotto #'s and i will make sure you get your %

[collins]

swtgapeach421..... In 2007, at the University of Arizona, several studies were performed on age-old sayings and proverbs. As i result of one of those studies, you will end up having to change the line under your avatar to.....BRUNETTE's DON'T DO IT BETTER.

fawk_you.....Remember, this is the future. I cannot control it. Just can tell you what happens in it. SO don't be mad at me for how your life turns out. Ok. In April of 2009, you get your holographic Internet site up and running. Being called www.peoplethatusedtohavealife.com, it focuses on people that once were pretty popular and drive Toyota Celicas. If I remember correctly, there was only one person who registered on the forums.

Crazy Asian.....After graduating Magician School in 2007, you go on to upend the reigning Magician Champion, David Copperfield, and proceed to stardom in magic. Your reign doesn't last long because after 2 years of "Now you see me, now you don't," you actually disappear and never reappear. I also know that in the year 2015, you still have not shown up. I remember a National Enquirer linking your disappearance to Iron Chef in Bermuda. Reason being is that a telephone call was made from that area, but it couldn't be pinpointed to a certain locale. Thank God for nolimitsteveo for putting in the phone lines, huh?

dodgekota.....You end up getting confined to a mental ward for some disparaging event that took place in your life. You were constantly harassing people, asking them a question. You ended up in downtown St. Louis on street corners blaring your question through a Darth Vadar voice enhancer that you found at a yard sale in Memphis, TN. You finally get your answer......NO.

The question? Read your signature.

5thgcelica.....I remember you in the future. This is some funny shit. In December of 2008, news reports told of a secret that leaked out from AOL. You were found out to be the little yellow AOL IM icon dude. You were made fun of so many times that you took recluse in a shack that you built in the hills below Mt St. Helens.

collins.....Collins, Collins, Collins. How could I forget you. Lolol. You surprise me dude. After the demise of the HUMP HER CREW, you moved to, where else? None other than happy, happy joy, joy San Francisco, CA. You were elected President of the local Tinkerbell fan club and adopted the new name of Peter, Peter Peter Eater. Sorry?

babygurl.....babygurl, Tasuk_Civic. Tasuki_Civic, babygurl.

sloRSX.....Not much here. In June of 2009 you will be driving a classic, taken care of with perfection, old school 2005 RSX. You will be kicked out of the GI Boy Toy, because it will be found out, 2008, that you are actually the chipmunk.

Again people. I am just relating what you guys wanted me to. So don't kill the messenger, please. Later, QD.

hahahahahaha tinkerbell fan club!!!! lolololol

[quickdodge®]

Hmmmmm. Later, QD.

[MachNU]

DAMMIT DO I NOT EXIST IN THE FUTURE!!!! DO I DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH OR SOMETHING!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!

[Crazy Asian]

Crazy Asian.....After graduating Magician School in 2007, you go on to upend the reigning Magician Champion, David Copperfield, and proceed to stardom in magic. Your reign doesn't last long because after 2 years of "Now you see me, now you don't," you actually disappear and never reappear. I also know that in the year 2015, you still have not shown up. I remember a National Enquirer linking your disappearance to Iron Chef in Bermuda. Reason being is that a telephone call was made from that area, but it couldn't be pinpointed to a certain locale. Thank God for nolimitsteveo for putting in the phone lines, huh?


^^^BLAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[ahmonrah]

aight QDIZZLE what does the future have in store for me? ?

[quickdodge®]

PSINXS.....I believe that it in the month of August of 2009 that you bought a 1990 Geo Prizm. Well, as rare as they are in that year, Jay Leno called you up wanting to buy it from you for his car collection. News reports say that you refused and that later on you disappeared for a while. All eyes were on Leno and words were circulating that he may know what happened to you. Well, in 2011, you and a friend of yours show up for the Mardi Gras in Ontario, Canada. We find out that you changed your name to Makeveli and that your friend, Tupac Shakir, were living on Fiji for a couple of years and you both decided to return to the States.

BlkCD5.....Yours is definitely a weird future. Basically, Kelly breaks up with you shortly after the one-man/one-woman law on marriage was lifted and tried to get with QD. You were so obsessed with her after the break up that you went to a plastic surgeon and had yourself transformed into her.

rolling_trip.....Lottery numbers for you in the year 2009, you only played once because you were arrested for indecently exposing yourself to a group of men at a Veteran's Day party for Robert Atkinson, who was having his 116th B-day party. The numbers you played were 8-11-19-24-29-35.

You lost by all numbers.

Transaxle.....After a flailing attempt at an online freestyle career, you decide to start your own opera school. Afte rit failed in the Fall of 2008, you go into judging dog shows where you will enjoy a 10 year run at being, well...the top dog of judges.

ahmonrah.....My man ahmonrah. In 2008, you are invited by a company called Small Fry. They are makers of self-defense equipment, such as pepper spray, flashlight/alarm combos, and stun guns. Seems they heard of your escapades back in early 2006. In 2009, you arrive in New Delhi, India to start work as a test subject. You are known as the STD, or Stun Test Dummy. You are stunned repeatedly in the side and knee by a bunch of random guys trying to see if the guns are worth selling on automotive forum websites.

Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

and nobody believed me when i said pac was sill alive!

[devinwebb907]

hit me up cleo

[ahmonrah]

ahmonrah.....My man ahmonrah. In 2008, you are invited by a company called Small Fry. They are makers of self-defense equipment, such as pepper spray, flashlight/alarm combos, and stun guns. Seems they heard of your escapades back in early 2006. In 2009, you arrive in New Delhi, India to start work as a test subject. You are known as the STD, or Stun Test Dummy. You are stunned repeatedly in the side and knee by a bunch of random guys trying to see if the guns are worth selling on automotive forum websites.

Later, QD.

you failed to mention the possibility that these "random guys" will have an errie affinity to want to stun peoples testicles.....

[luis]

lol

[Seymour222]

Damn, I was hoping to see one. The wittiness appalls me. I still like the rest of them anyhow.

[MachNU]

[b]Transaxle.....After a flailing attempt at an online freestyle career, you decide to start your own opera school. Afte rit failed in the Fall of 2008, you go into judging dog shows where you will enjoy a 10 year run at being, well...the top dog of judges.
Later, QD.

Darn, i figured i would try for the title one day. But least it tried or will try. But hey least i will be the top dog of something....thats a plus!!!!

[quickdodge®]

you failed to mention the possibility that these "random guys" will have an errie affinity to want to stun peoples testicles.....

It didn't happen that way. Look, goddamnit. I never said I control the future. I am just here to tell you what happens in it. Lolol. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

i pray that doesnt happen.....let them not be like randomguy....his perverted ass!!