Who on IA is from the future?

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PSINXS.....I believe that it in the month of August of 2009 that you bought a 1990 Geo Prizm. Well, as rare as they are in that year, Jay Leno called you up wanting to buy it from you for his car collection. News reports say that you refused and that later on you disappeared for a while. All eyes were on Leno and words were circulating that he may know what happened to you. Well, in 2011, you and a friend of yours show up for the Mardi Gras in Ontario, Canada. We find out that you changed your name to Makeveli and that your friend, Tupac Shakir, were living on Fiji for a couple of years and you both decided to return to the States.

BlkCD5.....Yours is definitely a weird future. Basically, Kelly breaks up with you shortly after the one-man/one-woman law on marriage was lifted and tried to get with QD. You were so obsessed with her after the break up that you went to a plastic surgeon and had yourself transformed into her.

rolling_trip.....Lottery numbers for you in the year 2009, you only played once because you were arrested for indecently exposing yourself to a group of men at a Veteran's Day party for Robert Atkinson, who was having his 116th B-day party. The numbers you played were 8-11-19-24-29-35.

You lost by all numbers.

Transaxle.....After a flailing attempt at an online freestyle career, you decide to start your own opera school. Afte rit failed in the Fall of 2008, you go into judging dog shows where you will enjoy a 10 year run at being, well...the top dog of judges.

ahmonrah.....My man ahmonrah. In 2008, you are invited by a company called Small Fry. They are makers of self-defense equipment, such as pepper spray, flashlight/alarm combos, and stun guns. Seems they heard of your escapades back in early 2006. In 2009, you arrive in New Delhi, India to start work as a test subject. You are known as the STD, or Stun Test Dummy. You are stunned repeatedly in the side and knee by a bunch of random guys trying to see if the guns are worth selling on automotive forum websites.

Later, QD.

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ahmonrah.....My man ahmonrah. In 2008, you are invited by a company called Small Fry. They are makers of self-defense equipment, such as pepper spray, flashlight/alarm combos, and stun guns. Seems they heard of your escapades back in early 2006. In 2009, you arrive in New Delhi, India to start work as a test subject. You are known as the STD, or Stun Test Dummy. You are stunned repeatedly in the side and knee by a bunch of random guys trying to see if the guns are worth selling on automotive forum websites.

Later, QD.

you failed to mention the possibility that these "random guys" will have an errie affinity to want to stun peoples testicles.....

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you failed to mention the possibility that these "random guys" will have an errie affinity to want to stun peoples testicles.....

It didn't happen that way. Look, goddamnit. I never said I control the future. I am just here to tell you what happens in it. Lolol. Later, QD.

[MachNU]

[b]Transaxle.....After a flailing attempt at an online freestyle career, you decide to start your own opera school. Afte rit failed in the Fall of 2008, you go into judging dog shows where you will enjoy a 10 year run at being, well...the top dog of judges.
Later, QD.

Darn, i figured i would try for the title one day. But least it tried or will try. But hey least i will be the top dog of something....thats a plus!!!!