Happy Singles awareness day!
As if you werent depressed enough about being alone, now theres a freaking day to remind you of just how lonely you are!
So this eveing I shall have a few strong drinks, listen to some depressing, heartaching music from the latest trendy Indie rock bands and end up masterbating to the same internet p0rn while crying..........wait....what?
Just sharing my "special evening" with you all!
Oh......and Chuck Norris should roundhouse kick Hallmark
Commercialism at its very finest.
None the less, whether you particpate, hate, drink, or fuck a random stranger tonight remember
Al Calpone was the only one who celebrated this day right
Be safe, have fun, and wear a condom!
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