YOU YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

So I was driving across town the yesterday, when all of a sudden I need to take a shit badly.So I ran into wal-mart to find a bathroom.
When I finally found it, the dude next to me starts talking to me...

Hey how are you?!?

I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a shit in the restrooms of some store, but I didn t want to be a jackass so I answered the guy.

Im good thanks!

So that dude starts talking again...

What are you doing?!

So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

taking a shit like you.

so nowI'm just trying to get out of there fast as hell.But the motherfucker asks me another question.

What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

Well... I got a girl who wants to give me GA dome

So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

Honey, I gotta call you back later. This fucktard here keeps talkin to me!
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