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  1. 02-06-2006, 10:14 PM #1
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    Default So i took a dump at K Mart.

    I was walking across town the other day, when all of a sudden I need to take a dump badly.So I ran into Kmart to find a toilet.
    When I finally found them, this guy next to me starts talking to me...

    Hey how are you?!?

    I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a dump at the restrooms of some shop, but I didn t want to be rude so I answered the dude.

    Yes I'm ok thanks!

    So that dude starts talking again...

    What are you doing?!

    So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

    Well I guess the same as you are, sitting here doing my thing...

    At this point I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can.But the dudes asks me another question.

    What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

    Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

    Well... I'm getting people over for dinner so today is probably not a good idea...

    So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

    Honey, I gotta call you back later. This idiot here keeps answering my questions....
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

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  2. 02-06-2006, 10:15 PM #2
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    lol
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  3. 02-06-2006, 10:16 PM #3
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    HAHAHAA MORON YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!
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  4. 02-07-2006, 10:01 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    HAHAHAA MORON YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!
    Doesnt understand.
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  5. 02-06-2006, 10:16 PM #5
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    ok
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  6. 02-06-2006, 10:18 PM #6
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    That one is as old as me!! LOL
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  7. 02-06-2006, 10:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    That one is as old as me!! LOL

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  8. 02-07-2006, 04:00 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    That one is as old as me!! LOL

    Is that possible?
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  9. 02-07-2006, 06:07 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    That one is as old as me!! LOL

    GOT THAT RIGHT!!!
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  10. 02-06-2006, 10:20 PM #10
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    repost from only 1 month ago. shame on u, at least wait a lil while.
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    really damnit.... i dont remember seeing it being posted o well
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

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  12. 02-06-2006, 11:09 PM #12
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    hahaha thats a good repost though
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  13. 02-06-2006, 11:17 PM #13
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    haha! i never heard it... i jacked it and put it in the form of a myspace bulletin.. lol


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  14. 02-06-2006, 11:21 PM #14
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    total garbage
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  15. 02-07-2006, 04:48 AM #15
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    old but still good
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    hhahahahahah! I have a friend that likes to fuck with me by asking me question when I’m on the phone. You should try it, ask him some embarrassing questions and look at him/her fall apart.

    yes i'm a fucking beaner!
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  17. 02-07-2006, 09:59 AM #17
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    ha, i never heard that either. Good one!
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  18. 02-07-2006, 10:31 AM #18
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    damn
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  19. 02-07-2006, 10:45 AM #19
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    hahahah. u got owned, sry to tell ya
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    lol
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  21. 03-19-2006, 11:55 PM #21
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    LOL I almost bought it.

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  22. 03-20-2006, 09:57 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by aaronfelipe
    LOL I almost bought it.
    daym son you mad late .. lolz
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  23. 03-20-2006, 11:10 AM #23
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    YOU YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

    So I was driving across town the yesterday, when all of a sudden I need to take a shit badly.So I ran into wal-mart to find a bathroom.
    When I finally found it, the dude next to me starts talking to me...

    Hey how are you?!?

    I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a shit in the restrooms of some store, but I didn t want to be a jackass so I answered the guy.

    Im good thanks!

    So that dude starts talking again...

    What are you doing?!

    So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

    taking a shit like you.

    so nowI'm just trying to get out of there fast as hell.But the motherfucker asks me another question.

    What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

    Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

    Well... I got a girl who wants to give me GA dome

    So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

    Honey, I gotta call you back later. This fucktard here keeps talkin to me!
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  24. 03-20-2006, 12:48 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShogunStylez
    YOU YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

    So I was driving across town the yesterday, when all of a sudden I need to take a shit badly.So I ran into wal-mart to find a bathroom.
    When I finally found it, the dude next to me starts talking to me...

    Hey how are you?!?

    I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a shit in the restrooms of some store, but I didn t want to be a jackass so I answered the guy.

    Im good thanks!

    So that dude starts talking again...

    What are you doing?!

    So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

    taking a shit like you.

    so nowI'm just trying to get out of there fast as hell.But the motherfucker asks me another question.

    What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

    Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

    Well... I got a girl who wants to give me GA dome

    So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

    Honey, I gotta call you back later. This fucktard here keeps talkin to me!
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    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  25. 03-20-2006, 02:06 PM #25
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    ^^ sounds all concerned
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    ^^ sounds all concerned
    he my homie ..
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  27. 03-20-2006, 04:47 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    bro you ok ?
    yea im perfectly fine. i was just tellin you this awsome story man!!!
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