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  1. 01-15-2006, 10:12 PM #1
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    Default a funny Drunk alex in the club story

    So me n Jeff T and Brian M go to visions ....... i get wasted ( of course )

    and yall know me when i get wasted.. so i start making out with just about every girl i pass.. even the hoes on the stage.. nothing new! but it gets better!!!


    i hook up with these girls that are here from nashville for a bachelorette parrty!

    there are 11 of them and they are all smokin assss hottt.. 4 real 4 real.. all banging


    I made out with 3 of them and they asked me to go with them to the cabin room!

    so im like fuk it


    so they have a stretch navigator and i am riding with them.. next thing i know i cant see im so drunk and i whip out my dick and started pissing everywhere inside the limo!

    hahahaha...

    so needless to say i got kicked out of their limo and i got no ass.. but it was funny!!!


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  3. 01-15-2006, 10:30 PM #3
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    omg Alex,,, are you for real?
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  4. 01-15-2006, 10:34 PM #4
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    deaD ASS SERIOS


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  5. 01-15-2006, 10:52 PM #5
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    LIR fuckin L!!

    That's some shit that deserves to be in a movie.
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    Whatever happened to that post a few weeks back that you werent gonna be a man whore anymore, etc, etc.....LOL
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    yea Bert that post was complete BS

    Alex thats gross.. did you at least spell your name out, or were you just doin some random squirting?
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  8. 01-15-2006, 11:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    Alex thats gross.. did you at least spell your name out, or were you just doin some random squirting?

    ewwwwwwww Ricky
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    RANDOM SQUIRTING YO! I WAS AIMING FOR A CUP BUT IT KINDA GOT ALL OVER.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


    N BERT IM NOT A MANWHORE ANYMORE DOGG CHILLL!!!!



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  11. 01-15-2006, 11:28 PM #11
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    COME THROUGH MAN I GOT NO WORK MANANA

    It would be nice for my stress right now too

    hahaha
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  12. 01-16-2006, 12:08 AM #12
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    off tha damn meter ....


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    you shouldve aimed for one of the girls and try to post pics on ia.LIRL ...now that would be some funny shit
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    AHHAAH I can imagine him..."IA OWNS YOU BITCHES NOW DRINK MY PISS!!!!"
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  17. 01-16-2006, 12:20 AM #17
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    The title of this thread should have been: " a funny drunk alex in a navigator pissing story"
    Ohh and what ever happened to responsible drinking? lol
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  18. 01-16-2006, 01:49 AM #18
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    thats the funnest thing ive read in a while. i wonder if they have to pay to get the limo cleaned??? lol, hillarious
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  19. 01-16-2006, 11:29 AM #19
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    golden shower in the limo .. lolz
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    haha Like in the Movie Alex Remember, forgot the name of that shit.

    Guy startin pissin all of the room and curtains etc.

    you crazy pimp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    haha Like in the Movie Alex Remember, forgot the name of that shit.

    Guy startin pissin all of the room and curtains etc.

    you crazy pimp!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    My boss's Daughter?
    thats the one


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    OMFG! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

    BTW, I accidentally deleted the vid you sent me and I didn't see it yet
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    im gonnaaaa peee on youuu!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    OMFG! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

    BTW, I accidentally deleted the vid you sent me and I didn't see it yet
    haha! suks 4 u


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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    haha! suks 4 u
    dammit!
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    thats some r. kelly shit for real. alex you're fucking nuts homie
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    dammit!
    i had a momentary retard moment.. i should not have sent that too u any ways.. although the entire world has already seen it


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    WTF man you fucked it up for yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    WTF man you fucked it up for yourself
    fuk them hoesman.. no luv!


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    hata's wanna hate, lovers wanna love, but i don't even want..none of the above i wanna piss on you...yes i do i'll piss on you..drip drip drip!
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    did you pour the big pail of doodoo butter on em too?
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    naw they got doused from a barrel that said CARRASCO URINE
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    I FOUND A PIC OF ALEX AND HIS BROS AT THE CLUB




    hahahaha
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    haha^^
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    ^^ popped collars are gheeeyyyyy well.. so are they.. but still
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