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    Default Interesting Joke!

    A girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
    for two months.A Very worried, the mother goes to the
    chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is
    positive. Shouting,swearing, crying, the mother
    says,"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want
    to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
    call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
    house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
    and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
    the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the
    living room with the father and the mother, and the
    girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
    informed me
    of the problem. I can't marry her because of my
    personal family
    situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs
    and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
    life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath
    her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa
    and a $2,000,000 bank account." He continues: "If a
    boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
    and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
    receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
    there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"


    At this point,the father,who had remained silent,
    places a hand firmly
    on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f -ck her again
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