Son of a Bitch!!

[Kevykev]

So I ran across the street in the rain to get something from the store right! And on the way back, i jumped over this puddle just so my right fucking leg could fall into this damn hole in the middle of the street. Son of Bitch! I dropped my shit, stuff came flying out of pockets! I busted my fucking knee open, there is blood running down my leg, Im fuckin cold, soaked in water, fuck it im just pissed!

So everyone just laugh your fuckin ass off, this ones on me!

There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter. Therefore i'll settle for this one >>>

I'm sorry you got hurt though man!

But you're own narration was hilarious.