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  1. 01-13-2006, 01:30 PM #1
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    Default Son of a Bitch!!

    So I ran across the street in the rain to get something from the store right! And on the way back, i jumped over this puddle just so my right fucking leg could fall into this damn hole in the middle of the street. Son of Bitch! I dropped my shit, stuff came flying out of pockets! I busted my fucking knee open, there is blood running down my leg, Im fuckin cold, soaked in water, fuck it im just pissed!

    So everyone just laugh your fuckin ass off, this ones on me!

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    damn the rain owned you
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    i blame BTEC, workers Comp!!

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    FUCKIN FRIDAY 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Your such a sissy, in my day we didn't even use bandaid, the remedy was a hot iron poker for the hemmorrage.
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    ahahahahahahah!

    OK JP. I'm sorry dude. That sux. Now get back to work!
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    but you feel well enought to post on ia. we have a trooper guys
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Awww.... that sucks!! Think, maybe if you didnt fall you would of gotten hit by a car or something.. so look at it as a good thing that you fell!!! But in the meantime wash off your knee and put something on it like neosporin so it doesnt get nasty and it won't scar as bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Your such a sissy, in my day we didn't even use bandaid, the remedy was a hot iron poker for the hemmorrage.
    I dont have a band aid, I just covered in with nopi stickers

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    ahahahahahahah!

    OK JP. I'm sorry dude. That sux. Now get back to work!
    Thats it buddy you made my list!

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  12. 01-13-2006, 01:35 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by A1EX
    damn the rain owned you


    hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis)
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    damn i would love to have recorded that on camera shit sounds hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabunchic
    FUCKIN FRIDAY 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh my goodness i didn't even realize that today is friday the 13th....not cool
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    oh shit.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419


    hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis)

    LOL
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    damn BTEC

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419


    hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis)
    oh shit!

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    STOP, DROP, and ROLL BITCH!!!!
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    Friday the 13th....hmmm...superstitions anyone?
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    AHAHAH DMX SONG!!!
    Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop
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    daym that sucks ..
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    lol yup, and damn sucks ass. i hate pot holes
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    dam dude... that sucks... but hey, post some pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by obd1kenobi
    So I ran across the street in the rain to get something from the store right! And on the way back, i jumped over this puddle just so my right fucking leg could fall into this damn hole in the middle of the street. Son of Bitch! I dropped my shit, stuff came flying out of pockets! I busted my fucking knee open, there is blood running down my leg, Im fuckin cold, soaked in water, fuck it im just pissed!

    So everyone just laugh your fuckin ass off, this ones on me!

    There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter. Therefore i'll settle for this one >>>

    I'm sorry you got hurt though man!

    But you're own narration was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickgiblin
    dam dude... that sucks... but hey, post some pics
    No way dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter. Therefore i'll settle for this one >>>

    I'm sorry you got hurt though man!

    But you're own narration was hilarious.
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    You guys should give me points for my bad luck! And make me feel better!

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    No we want to see pics and then rep point for falling down. Yes we want to see blood today agony and pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419


    hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis)
    Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    No we want to see pics and then rep point for falling down. Yes we want to see blood today agony and pain.
    ok I'll see what i can do

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
    really fucking orginal Old man. You use the same material everytime in every post. Time for a new issue of Source
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    brents knee from the stop drop and roll incident.
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