OK I will try, only because it's you.
As you can see, kelly ain't bitch made:
I am, indeed, a true trashbager for life. I hail from the home of trash and debris. in the state of trasholiah...
Here's something you may not know, we invented highlydurable trash bags. It's a fact pat'na!!!
Moving right along, Diag. 2 clearly shows my thought zip tie formula!!
So, in conclusion tinkfesto carries gum in his pocket protector!!
Hope this helps!
