What really grinds my Christmas gears vol.4

[Sinfix_15]

The year is coming to an end so it's time to update the rant list.

In no specific order

Finding Bigfoot
- This fucking show has been on for a goddamn decade.... and even though over that time i've watched approximately 30 seconds of it, i still feel qualified to make the assessment that by now they need to change the name to either "found bigfoot" "never gonna find bigfoot" or my suggestion "we're a bunch of stupid ass hillbillys roaming around in the woods carrying a bunch of camera equipment and pretending we have a job".

Chick-fil-a
- You will never find a more consistent business on the face of this earth than chick-fil-a. Everything will always be the same. Every single employee you ever talk to will always be friendly. The store will always be clean. The food will always be fast. The service will always be good. So thanx chick-fil-a.... now every time i go to KFC or Taco Bell to be greeted by a server with a name i cant spell who promptly asks me "whachu want" before telling me to hold, i feel like im in a fucking 3rd world country. So thanx chick-fil-a.... you pretentious douchebags, i'll see you monday morning for breakfast.

OSHA
- Not going to go into detail about my employment, but they told me i couldnt ride a bicycle at work. Fuck you OSHA, fuck you.

LGBT
- Or lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender for those of you who dont participate in the internet. I'm so fucking tired of hearing about what a hero some gay athlete is. Or hearing about how insensitive some TV show is for not accepting gays. The president even selected a group of gay athletes to represent the US in the Olympics. I'm tired of hearing about this shit. Living your normal life while being a fag is not heroic. When i can walk into my office on a monday morning to a standing ovation because i got laid over the weekend, then we can celebrate the heroism of being a queer, whatever heroism that amounts up to. There is absolute zero merit or achievement in your sexual orientation. Shut the fuck up already.

Atheist
- I dont like the word atheist. I dont believe in God, but i dont particularly feel the need to attach a label to it. I dont consider myself anti-christian, hell... 95% of my friends, family and co-workers are christians. Here lately, Atheism feels like a damn church itself. I'm waiting for the day i see an atheist televangelist on some late night infomercial telling everyone to call in and put a dollar in the box so that they can go on mission trips to spread the belief in disbelief. I'm too the point now where i almost want to start going to church to get away from these kids. It's motherfucking ridiculous. An absence of belief is not a belief in itself. Who cares if someone tells you that you're going to hell or not going to heaven?!?!?!?!?!?!? why do you give a fuck???!?!?!??! I'm going to pray for all of you. That's how frustrated i am.




Will add more shortly.... feel free to include your own. A new year is coming, time to get everything from the old year off your chest.

[Browning151]

Preach it brotha.

[Sinfix_15]

Save the kids - So i'm your typical over privileged American. I work an office job where i spend half my day on the internet and feel poor because i dont have a 3rd car. Under all of the jokes, insensitivity and sarcasm there is a responsible adult who has seriously weighed the idea of becoming a parent. My primary concern of having a child is maintaining financial responsibility and being able to provide for my family. If you live inside a shed constructed of recycled airplane parts in an african jungle...... and you still decide to have sex and birth a child, call me heartless.... i dont give two fucks if you or your child suffers. Darwinism... it's not all peaches and cream, you gotta take the good with the bad, sorry kids. For pennies a day..... i'll save them up and use them to get an orange faygo out of the drink machine at work so i dont get parched while being paid to browse the internet.

[BanginJimmy]

Here you go Sin, your new 'church'

American Atheists | Home


I have come to the conclusion that the atheists are even more obnoxious than the bible thumpers. I mean really, how can you be offended by something you claim doesnt exist? As annoying as they are, I understand the bible thumpers. I cant figure out these idiots that go to the church of atheism.

[Sinfix_15]

Here you go Sin, your new 'church'

American Atheists | Home


I have come to the conclusion that the atheists are even more obnoxious than the bible thumpers. I mean really, how can you be offended by something you claim doesnt exist? As annoying as they are, I understand the bible thumpers. I cant figure out these idiots that go to the church of atheism.

They really are a unique class of douchebag. I can go to a normal church and enjoy the company of christians. I doubt i would make it out of one of those atheist gatherings without punching someone in the face.

I wanted to punch a guy at work the other day.....

I'm walking around asking people if they want to put their names in a box for a gift exchange. Things are going along pretty smoothly, most people are cheerful and joining in... then this one guy is like "NO NO NO NO NO... i dont want no part in that christmas crap, i dont want no part in that" like its some kind of big deal. I dont get it.

[Echonova]

As soon as I get back from church... I gotta spread some rep around so I can properly congratulate you on this fine thread.

[Sinfix_15]

Elysium - 2 hours of my life that i will never get back. This movie was so terrible. Usually i do not like to spoil a movie for anyone who hasnt seen it, but i'm going to tell you the entire movie from beginning to end right here in this short paragraph. Basically, Earth is mexico and the US has relocated to space. In space, everyone has free healthcare, but its only rich white people who hate poor people. They can cure cancer in like 3 seconds with the push of a button, but they dont just because theyre evil and white. So this mexican (played by Matt Damon) gets hurt at work when his heartless white boss asks him to do something dangerous. He then comes up with a plan to smuggle himself into Elysium (space America) to get free healthcare. So him and his mexican buddies jump the space boarder into space America, get on a computer and press one button that grants everyone on earth (mexico) free healthcare. Flashback montage, roll the credits, movie over. If it sounds like this movie is radical left wing liberal propaganda.... yes, pretty much. There's two cool things about this movie.... in 2100whateverthefuckyearitwas, they have a mad maxed out Nissan GTR beater and the rich white guy drives a bugatti spaceship. Speaking of the rich white guy..... kudos to Willian Fitchner, if you keep getting type casted as "the rich white guy", you fucking win at life.

[Vteckidd]

Elysium - 2 hours of my life that i will never get back. This movie was so terrible. Usually i do not like to spoil a movie for anyone who hasnt seen it, but i'm going to tell you the entire movie from beginning to end right here in this short paragraph. Basically, Earth is mexico and the US has relocated to space. In space, everyone has free healthcare, but its only rich white people who hate poor people. They can cure cancer in like 3 seconds with the push of a button, but they dont just because theyre evil and white. So this mexican (played by Matt Damon) gets hurt at work when his heartless white boss asks him to do something dangerous. He then comes up with a plan to smuggle himself into Elysium (space America) to get free healthcare. So him and his mexican buddies jump the space boarder into space America, get on a computer and press one button that grants everyone on earth (mexico) free healthcare. Flashback montage, roll the credits, movie over. If it sounds like this movie is radical left wing liberal propaganda.... yes, pretty much. There's two cool things about this movie.... in 2100whateverthefuckyearitwas, they have a mad maxed out Nissan GTR beater and the rich white guy drives a bugatti spaceship. Speaking of the rich white guy..... kudos to Willian Fitchner, if you keep getting type casted as "the rich white guy", you fucking win at life.

A-FUCKING-MEN JESUS WHAT A TERRIBLE FUCKING WASTE OF A MOVIE.

Id rather have watched STEP UP 17 or something starring Tanning Chatum

[-EnVus-]

I can agree with most but the Atheist part...However the largest issue is the Gays part IMO.
I can deal with religion bashers or Atheist but these damn Fags are TO MUCH!
Every time I see a Lesbian its never what you see in movies or in magazines its "Bull Dikes"
When i see Gay guys lately in public its usually not seen till their mouths open to speak.
I have an adopted nephew who is also black and Church friendly. He even admits and will cry admitting he is going to hell and says its what he deserves for his sexual orientation. This type of man deserves a pat on the back and has my respect...

[Sinfix_15]

I can agree with most but the Atheist part...However the largest issue is the Gays part IMO.
I can deal with religion bashers or Atheist but these damn Fags are TO MUCH!
Every time I see a Lesbian its never what you see in movies or in magazines its "Bull Dikes"
When i see Gay guys lately in public its usually not seen till their mouths open to speak.
I have an adopted nephew who is also black and Church friendly. He even admits and will cry admitting he is going to hell and says its what he deserves for his sexual orientation. This type of man deserves a pat on the back and has my respect...

How old is the person you're talking about? I would feel pretty saddened by a child who thought they deserved to go to hell. I dont think kids under about age 12 should be exposed to any "fire and brimstone".

[-EnVus-]

How old is the person you're talking about? I would feel pretty saddened by a child who thought they deserved to go to hell. I dont think kids under about age 12 should be exposed to any "fire and brimstone".

He is 22 now

[Sinfix_15]

He is 22 now

oh... well nvm then, tell him to quit being a pussy, there is no hell.

[-EnVus-]

oh... well nvm then, tell him to quit being a pussy, there is no hell.

He is gay so cant be a pussy and also hell does exist just not to you lol

[Echonova]

So after church I picked up another Christmas present...


The roto-virus.


Yea.

[Sinfix_15]

So after church I picked up another Christmas present...


The roto-virus.


Yea.

Lord works in mysterious ways.



harhar

[AFSil80]

I think homosexuality is quickly following the same trend as being vegan, proud stoner or a marathon runner. As the saying goes, you'll know you've met one because they fucking tell you all about it and how awesome they are because of it.

William Fitchner related, he played the same role (white collar criminal) in "Heat" (1995) which is a phenomenal movie in case anyone here hasn't seen it. You're obviously a badass dude in the story when Henry Rollins is your right-hand man.

[Vteckidd]

William Fitchner related, he played the same role (white collar criminal) in "Heat" (1995) which is a phenomenal movie in case anyone here hasn't seen it. You're obviously a badass dude in the story when Henry Rollins is your right-hand man.

I still believe the shootout scene is the best action sequence ever filmed. EVER.

Did you ever read how they shot that scene? Crazy. One of the first time full auto real bullets were used.

[Vteckidd]

Heat Shootout Behind the Scenes Feature - YouTube

[AFSil80]

I still believe the shootout scene is the best action sequence ever filmed. EVER.

Did you ever read how they shot that scene? Crazy. One of the first time full auto real bullets were used.

Heat Shootout Behind the Scenes Feature - YouTube

Yup. Exactly why it's my favorite movie of all time. I swear, the 90s marks the last real days of big budget Hollywood movies actually being MADE, rather than shot on a greenscreen.

I think its on IMFDB that mentions how they used to show the clip of Val Kilmer reloading to Navy SEALs during training to show them the proper way to shoot. *EDIT* in this vid I guess he says Marines. Either way, haha.

Another fun fact, I saw an FN FNC (the rifle Al Pacino carries in that scene) sell on a local gun site for the low low price of $4,000.

[Echonova]

I don't ever remember seeing a list of which sin is worse than other sin. People like to raise to the forefront the ones they think they are less likely to commit, and not talk about the ones they do. But is homosexuality a worse sin than gluttony when you eat too much Christmas ham?

Sin is sin, we are all guilty and all fall short. Jesus paid for my sins just like he did the gay guy down the street.

[Bacon]

Jesus tried to pay for my sins. Ran out of money.

[Echonova]

Jesus tried to pay for my sins. Ran out of money.

That's sad. Can't be a decent God without fat-stacks.


But probably why so many people today have Obama as their Savior instead... If he is running low he just prints some more.


It's a win-win.

[Echonova]

What happened to the like button?

[D3UC3S]

I'm gonna hit 5000 posts..... Wait for it.....

[D3UC3S]

Bam!!!! 5000 in just under 11 years! Hahahahahahaha

[Scotsman]

Bam!!!! 5000 in just under 11 years! Hahahahahahaha

took you long enough

[Sinfix_15]

Bam!!!! 5000 in just under 11 years! Hahahahahahaha

I'm honored that it took place in my thread!

[AFSil80]

What happened to the like button?

I dunno, but I have a reputation comment but when I try to click on it, I get sent back to the homepage.

[D3UC3S]

Ex fucking actly


Just tried to like the beiber pic.


How bout this!!!!!! Real deal shine, suck my merry Xmas dick!

[D3UC3S]

FAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK

NO LIKE BUTTON ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

[Sinfix_15]

FAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK

NO LIKE BUTTON ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

It appears the like button has been removed.

I suggest that we replace it with the option to click "this is awesome" or "fuck this shit"

[RandomGuy]

working on some stuff, cool stuff coming soon Happy holidays and screw elysium

[Sinfix_15]

working on some stuff, cool stuff coming soon Happy holidays and screw elysium

Please.... add some sort of "dislike" button.....

[RandomGuy]

Please.... add some sort of "dislike" button.....

Lol do yall really want one?

[Sinfix_15]

Lol do yall really want one?

Yes.

[Bacon]

Yes.

I like this.

[D3UC3S]

Your the man Hasan!!!!

[RandomGuy]

Your the man Hasan!!!!

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[D3UC3S]

[/no reason]

It's the iPhone nyukka!

[C230K]

I second the dislike button!


People who do not use their turn signal

It amazes me how something so little annoys the shit out of me. People now a days just hit their brakes and turn! I have no problem if you at least make a quick turn, but sometimes its almost like they completely stop the car, turn the steering wheel, then sometimes the turn signal comes on, and then they slowly accelerate to make the turn. SOB!!!

GTA 5
GTA 5 has so many L's, but Im only to rant about a few. First, the whole bad sport good sport is B.S. Its fucking GTA, not fucking Sims. Next is the car mods, I want to add like a turbo to my car, but I have to win 44 races to unlock it. I have been in in like 15 races and only won literally just one. Last one for now, like clothes, tattoos, and etc. there is not that much variety.